1.THE COPY AND PASTE MASTERS
These set of people, would remain silent in the
group waiting for a message to paste. All those
annoying messages that ends with “send to 20
people and you will receive good news next week
in your life” As if God now have a Whatsapp
account.
2.THE NUMBER STEALERS
These set of people, won’t even do the courtesy
of ” hi” or “sup” they will just go to group info
and start collecting number of opposite s*x with
cute D.P.
Then you will receive a message like this “hi, am
Dapo, I got your number from YORUBA
STUDENTS GROUP” as if that explain why you
should collect my number in the first place.
3.INTERNET PREACHERS
These set of people are the holier than thou
people, all they do is to send a long sermon with
different Bible verse and a prayer at the end.
Knowing fully well that 95% of the Group
participants won’t read their epistle talk less of
bringing out their Bible to read the verses.
4.GROUP COMPLAINERS
These set only type something in the group to
inform you that you people are finishing his/her
MB or that you people are killing his/her Battery.
5.PICTURES GURUS
These set of people, you find almost in every
Whatsapp Group. they won’t chat, they won’t
greet, they post only pictures in the group then
they leave. Next day they come online they post
another picture then they leave again.
6.OBSERVERS CLUB
These are the people that no matter what, they
will never type anything in the group. If you like
call their names a thousand times, they won’t
reply, yet they are in the group, year in year out.
And they read virtually everything that happens
there.
7.ANTI GROUP
These set of people are against anything called
a group page, once you include them in a group,
its like you have stabbed them in the heart.
The first and last thing they will say in the group
is “who created this group self” then next thing
you will see is 08031391*** left.
8.BOSSY ADMIN
How I hate these set of Admins, as if Whatsapp
pays them for the job they are doing. Always
giving orders here and there. And they don’t fail
to let you know that they can remove you from
the group.
9.ONLINE MARKETERS
Sometimes I wonder how much they make from
disturbing people with fake links like “learn how
to make 200,000 monthly by just pressing your
phone” or ” get 10gig for just N1000 ” as if na
their Papa get MTN
10.UNNECESSARY CHATS
This to me is the most annoying of them all,
these set of people mostly two or three persons,
and they will start discussing matters that are
private or personal to them in a group page,
matters that no matter how hard you try you
won’t understand because you were not there
when the incident happened. Yet they will bring
such discussion to a group page.
Tag any coolvaller who does this
Yungprince A.K.A Ghostreader
