Though, anybody can be caught in the act of womanizing but the traits are mainly and specifically peculiar among the
categories of the enlisted people. Note This is NOT a maximum generalization that all the
categories of stated people are womanizers. It’s just to let
you know that an average or sizeable number of them are
guilty of the charge levied against them.
We do not have all day. Lemme keep the ball rolling.
10 Categories of People That Can’t Do Without Womanizing
1. Yahoo Boys
These ones deserve a standing ovation for womanizing cos they are naturally stereotyped “womanizers”. (though I take exception to those that will come in contact with me and will prove otherwise). Since they hold ladies attention like nobody else, all out of an conscious unconscious desire to prove constantly that they are financially buoyant by extravagantly and wastefully spending their earnings from scam, all in a bid to take off the panties of the greedy, narcissistic and nefarious ladies who worship money to buy perishable parameters and boost their self serving ego, just in a few minutes of knowing these guys. Yahoo guys !, I throway salute oooo.
2. Lecturers
It takes the grace of God to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn’t at least womanize. The larger percent of lecturers who are unnecessarily strict to students are nothing but womanizers. They however use unlawful pressure upon a lady to coerce her to perform an act that she ordinarily would not perform without the treat of carry over/extra year. Even though some of them pretend to be S.U, they are green snakes under a green grass that would parley and strike a deal with the Class Rep asking him to link them up with babes to they would bleep. They would solemnly promise to upgrade her CGP to 4.50 just to have her attention but once their true nature as sodomizing bastards is uncovered, they would be the one to award her a carry over in their own course. They are common in GNS/ GENS department
3. JAMB/GCE Tutorial Teachers
This list is incomplete without these categories of people. I know that some of us might at a point attended JAMB coaching classes and we must have however noticed the gimmicks played by these proclaimed JAMB/GCE teachers. They are always very accommodating to the female students pretending to be helpful in making their admission dream come to reality. Don’t underestimate them, cos they have the phone numbers of many female students ringing them up odd hour at night. (Xtracool things). Womanizing is in their gene
4. Politicians
This is common with those pot bellied politicians. When they spot a pretty lady from their cars, they will wind down the car window and start saying the sleaziest pick up lines you can never think of, such as sweetie, baby, angel, honey, darling; you shouldn’t be walking in this hot sun. Hop in lemme give you a ride. These romantic pet names are the perfect way to make a girl feel special without mixing up real names. *Hailing to our politicians*
5. Male Corp Members
Though I’m not yet a corper but I know what’s up. Some of them will be praying that they should be posted to Secondary Schools so that they will be having secret affairs with those young female students whose bosoms are still under infantile stage of development.
6. Bank Managers/HRM
While I would not say that this assertion is 100 percent valid, but it is valid more often than not. Don’t be surpirsed that these ones are also not exempted from the act of womanizing. Since they are respected for the position they occupy and are responsible for the intake of employees, they use this position to coerce female job seekers into getting under their skirt, provided they dance to their tune. Ever wondered why ladies find jobs easily in Nigeria, unlike the male folks?
7. Fake Pastors in Sheep Clothing
The Bible already predicted that many fake pastors will use Jesus’ name to cast out demons and peform signs and wonders. A fake pastor will always womanize no matter what. Today, you will hear the story of a pastor bleeping the memeber of the choir and ushering unit, etc. I’m glad God has been exposing them in recent time.
8. Alhajis
They share similar characteristics with the fake pastors. Don’t be deceived by the “Alhaji” they are being called. Many of them are hypocrites in “Alhaji” clothing, they are always twising the Holy Quran giving 1,000 reasons as to
why it’s right for a man to marry 100 wives provided he can take their responsibilites and love them equally(even the poor ones who can’t cater for a wife dwell in this same notion and adopt a second wife cheesy ). As a matter of fact, a man who marries more than one wife can never be a faithful man, cos his sexual sincerity is next to nill. As a result of this, they go about chasing young ladies despite having five wives at home.
9. Policemen
Sincerity and honesty are not the watchwords of most policemen, and this affect their marital life. A larger proportion of policemen keep extra marital affairs outside.
After a strenuous day at work, you will spot them at beer palour such as mama Ngozi cool spot, Mama Ijeoma beer palour squandering money on another lady.
10. Students
I used to be in this category before deliverance had its way.
However, some students who can’t boast of two square
meal a day, will cohabit with a lady for a whole session.
They can even give their school fee to a lady they are
cohabiting. This reminds me of how a cohabiting friend
who was chased out of the exam hall for not paying his
school/department fees. Roflwkmd.
