1. 16 missed calls? “You killed my battery, so you’re
capable of killing me” – IT’S OVER!
2. Why is mosquitoes biting me alone and not
touching you? I smell conspiracy. – IT’S OVER!
3. You don’t have respect for me, am talking and
you’re busy breathing. – IT’S OVER!
4. Wait, you are drinking coke that bears another
man’s name on it. Better go and look for him
because IT’S OVER between us.
5. So Beyoncé’s “Drunk in Love” is your caller tune? I
can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids – IT’S
OVER.
6. I called you and you picked up the call
immediately, you lacks patience – IT’S OVER.
7. Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know i supports PDP – IT’S OVER.
8. You are always abbreviating the words in your
texts, do you want our children to be short? –
IT’S OVER.
9. I told you i love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me –
IT’S OVER..
10. You don’t pay your tithe in the church; if you
can cheat on God, then who am i? – IT’S OVER.
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Guys na joke I dey ooo, show love to your girl
every day not only on valentine
