Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes
come with certain pains and deprivations! .
Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better
to be experienced than for you to be told If
you still think only ladies share from it, you
are on a long thing!
1) When you go to the market to buy
foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a
bachelor and some would want to use that as
an opportunity to make abnormal profits off
you, especially, when you don't have a regular
customer you buy from! If na for me, market
fall press them because I sabi price well well
o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for
150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!
2) You close from work after a hard day's job,
feeling tired and weak but you still have to
prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle
for junk foods such as Akara and bread or
bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)
3) You open your facebook page and it seems
everyone you knew out there back in school is
getting married! You just feel like uploading
your marriage pics too!
4) You are having a swell time in the office
and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a
joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without
realizing the mental effect of it. What do you
do? You laugh it off...apply humour!
5) Family people are sharing things and they
give you a small portion...before you make an
attempt to complain, someone stands up to
remind you that you are not married yet, that
those that got bigger portions are family men.
6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't
have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to
ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids
you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?'
See me see problem o! So I don't have
personal expenses because I am not married?
7) They inaugurate a committee in your
company and they give the key roles to the
married folks who are less competent than
you! Why? The management think they
are more responsible Error!!!
8. When you are very free and open,
neighbours, especially, the female ones, take
advantage. They enter your crib at random,
open your freezer and help themselves with
beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?
9) Sometimes when you do business with
married folks, they want to take advantage of
it as they feel they need more money than
you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni,
stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born
children?
10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know
that can make good wives. When some see
you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell
you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!!
Without even knowing who she is. So e mean
say me no get eyes and mind of my own
again?
2016...Lips sealed!!!
