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14 Super Hilarious Ways To Break Up With Your Lover Before Valentine

14 Super Hilarious Ways To Break Up With Your Lover Before Valentine

By Tiffany1 in 11 Feb 2016 | 06:11
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notavailable[b]As February 14th fast approaches creativity may be required to escape the pressure that comes with buying gifts for that special someone.
Here are some not-for-married-couples lines to achieve this.
1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery, so you are capable of killing me. It’s over!!!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!
5. I gave u two eggs to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
6. Girl: baby, 14th is Val’s Day
Guy: are you saying I’m a forgetful person? Such disrespect. It’s over.[/b]
11 Feb 2016 | 06:11
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[b]8. Why were you smiling in you dreams are you cheating on me with the man of your dreams Oya it’s over 9. Girl: Valentines is coming babe. Guy: Who is he to you does he pay rent are you cheating? Say no more. Its over! 10. Babe do u remember that space u were asking for??? I believe this is the best time..just take your time 11. So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, its over. 12. The Indomie Nylon says to cook in 3 minutes. But you used 9minutes. You’re too slow. Its over 13. You call me “baby”? So you’re trying to say i’m childish? It’s over! 14. Guy: Hello baby how are you Girl: Honey I’m fine, how about you? Guy: whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee, right? You don’t even have respect for my mum, It is over between us! SOURCE:http://kokofeed.com/2016/02/09/14-super-hilarious-ways-to-break-up-with-your-lover-before-valentine/[/b]
11 Feb 2016 | 06:13
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Lolz
11 Feb 2016 | 06:16
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rubbish,fake break up quotes
11 Feb 2016 | 06:18
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Lolz
11 Feb 2016 | 06:18
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nice but is a fake breaking up quote, I was hoping to find a real quote because I want too break up with my gf b4 Valentine
11 Feb 2016 | 06:28
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OP in fact it is over
11 Feb 2016 | 08:25
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