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2016 VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT

2016 VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT

By Esisoh in 16 Feb 2016 | 06:02
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BREAKING NEWS ....... 2016 VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........95%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%.
(5) Condom sales .........99%
(6) Fast food sales ........89%
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/
cells, beggars/destitutes .........2%.
(8) Girls in hospital over Love........60%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......69%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......10%
(12) Husbands beating wives in
public....... 1002 still counting
(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.
(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14
2016.... 9 million .
Me and Ma team are still taking statistics....
I will keep you all Updated
Val is still on...
I wish you all the best 4rm Mc Swaggzy hcfr a.k.a. AFM gud pm .
16 Feb 2016 | 06:02
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Nna eh i fall under number14 .. Twasnt ma fault sha ... Ma fone spoilt ...
16 Feb 2016 | 06:12
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Na real countin u dey do. lol
16 Feb 2016 | 06:30
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Smiling
16 Feb 2016 | 06:38
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U supposed to apply for d post of INEC Chairman when Jega resigned last year
16 Feb 2016 | 07:47
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He no easy
16 Feb 2016 | 07:48
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keep counting oooo
16 Feb 2016 | 07:57
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lolz
16 Feb 2016 | 07:57
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