As I'm preparing to run for the 2020 presidential election, I've listed out the duties i'll carry out as a president
HERE WE GO:
1. I'll put end to boko haram
2. I'll fight against crime and corruption
3. I will build the 2nd niger bridge
4. I will ban people from selling foods in the market, everybody should go and be a farmer
5. I Will sell 800,000 barrels within a week and send all my family members and relatives abroad
6. I will increase fuel price to 8000 per litre
7. Anyone who complain, i will sell him to slavery, sell his land and jail his wife
8. I will stop paying police salaries and urge them to increase the amount the collects on the road
9. I i will imprison all the male citizens that married a beautiful wife
10. I will change the constituion and extend the next election to be in 2040
11. I will ban NEPA from bringing light
12. I will ban woman from wearing underwears
13. I will ban men from proposing to women.
14. I will ban men from entering Aso Rock, only ladies will have the access
14. Anybody who talk about fuel subsidy will be a lunch to the tiger in federal zoo
15. I will make Nigeria a peaceful land!
All these things i promise.. I know you all can't wait see me as your president,
See you in 2020 and Don't forget to vote for Akpos!
