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5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist

5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist

By DammieLola in 27 Jul 2016 | 13:05
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Nigerians are one of the most creative people on the planet. While non-Nigerians may doubt my assertion, till they manage to invent a popular version of English like we did (Pidgin English), they can keep on doubting.
Although there are many awesome things Nigerians do, we do have some face palm moments. Don’t laugh too hard at the five words Nigerians use that doesn’t exist in the English dictionary:
Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search “Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.
Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?
Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?
Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.
Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried (called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”
27 Jul 2016 | 13:05
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@sonshine list pls....tnks in advance.
27 Jul 2016 | 13:08
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yeah.
27 Jul 2016 | 13:09
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really ¿?
27 Jul 2016 | 13:09
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:b
27 Jul 2016 | 13:09
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thanks for the correction.
27 Jul 2016 | 13:10
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we should also note that words like GLOBE: doesn't mean electric bulb but the spherical shape of the earth. its only referred to as globe in NIGERIA.
27 Jul 2016 | 13:13
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27 Jul 2016 | 13:32
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[b]Pls guys don't forget to vote @ademolar always have that name @ademolar at the back of your mind God bless! [/b] [b]Team ademolar @khola46 @delight @mubarak @japhola @seedoorf @wizdom @idrowest @faba @eben [/b]
27 Jul 2016 | 13:33
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Am guilty of all
27 Jul 2016 | 13:55
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Thanks for correction
27 Jul 2016 | 13:57
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passing :b
27 Jul 2016 | 15:03
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exactly...
27 Jul 2016 | 16:12
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Is Dat So
27 Jul 2016 | 16:34
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27 Jul 2016 | 16:42
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very true...d installmental 1 is commonly used among marketers when they're trying 2 tell ways u can pay 4 ur goods
27 Jul 2016 | 16:42
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@frankkay abeg where everybody go nah! :b
27 Jul 2016 | 16:47
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We are super in our way
27 Jul 2016 | 18:14
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hamm
28 Jul 2016 | 06:26
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really?
28 Jul 2016 | 09:13
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okay
28 Jul 2016 | 09:14
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pls kindly vote @eliboy as d next Mr. Coolval, God bless u as u do
28 Jul 2016 | 09:15
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Yes oooo.... Vote for @Ademolar as Mr coolval 2016 @ademolar Mr coolval 2016 @ademolar Mr coolval 2016 @ademolar Mr coolval 2016
28 Jul 2016 | 10:05
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Hmmmmm I never knew some of them sef.....vote @ele1 for mr coolval2016
28 Jul 2016 | 11:04
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Lolzzz.
28 Jul 2016 | 11:15
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K
28 Jul 2016 | 17:46
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Noted
29 Jul 2016 | 05:05
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yea
29 Jul 2016 | 10:36
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tnx 4 this..
29 Jul 2016 | 10:37
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Lol ayaf hear
29 Jul 2016 | 14:47
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Heheh
29 Jul 2016 | 16:01
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Interesting.. No wake keep?
30 Jul 2016 | 02:01
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Well that is why we are Nigerians
30 Jul 2016 | 02:01
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