... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right 'n you need to shut up.
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2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, 'n you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot 'n wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long 'n hard before deciding how 'n when you will pay for your mistake.
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7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
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8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!
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9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!.
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