Good evening to my humble viewers and listener.. You all are welcome to this weekly programme tittled ; 9JA HOW MARKET..on the people television [coolval tv] This is the programme we do exclusively on monday evening to encourage the youth about, things people just because of money.. And i am your host;
MACREX,...and you guys know that i am not alone on this; In the studio with me this evening are my humble guests...pls will you people should kindly tell us your names and your occupation..
My name is Dr mr cool valentine and i am a doctor.,.
I am miss vicky and she is miss hauwa... We both are into prostitution...
I am mr Eliboy and he is mr j-sharp, we are coffin makers...
I am nigga frankkay and he is nigga hormortiyor, we are criminals..
My name is mr onahsunday and this are boys froshberry and sonshine we are into kidnapping...
My namu ish alhaji invincible i am a boko haram..
Macrex:jesus!! Well guys as we all have known their names and occupation, let procced but, after we come back fromThis short break...
1 minute after the break..
Macrex: ooh my ooh my, you are welcomed back my humble viewers and listeners and i also have in the studio with me my co-host starlet..
Starlet: good morning to you this wonderful evening macrex .
Macrex:yeah you are welcomed my man...so this evening we will start with the doctor, so doc you now mic.
Dr coolval: {sigh} as you all know that am a doctor but am not happy, at all just imagine nobody comes to the hospital again. I pray and fast day by day to have customer people don't get sick again even if a person is badly sick they prefer to stay at home and die.... Pls pls guys help me out, i need customers . My market is going down.
Criminals..
Frankkay: well for our own side things do hard die. Just imagine last week thursday way i collect one boy wallet the run but something amaze me the victim that i stole his wallet starterd laughing at me..
Victim: you no know something ooh how you look my finish and this 9ja condition na him youcome day collect money from person way never chop since one week people just day wicked us nowadays all of them don stingy finish, no daily allowances again..GOD abeg come see my market through oo before person go die for here..
Hormortiyor: my guy your own matter na small thing, abi you no know say we suppose die last week.
Frankkay:taaaa!!Close your mouth.. you and who?
Hormortiyor:me and you mumu,abi you no know say that mama ngozi soup way we day normally thief. Fridex go first me thief am but that day him no say the woman don purposely put am rat killer.so you see how our useless life suppose day by now, but i for like go see that black nigga way day that side {devil}.
Macrex:taaa!! God forbid...
Prostitueds.
Fabulous Vicky:uuuuhhmmm!!! i for say
why i no day see my regular customers again, na so one man chop shawama finish him no pay me him come day tell me say 'i think say na free oo' abi no be you wave hand for me make i come..chai! I for take bottle design him head that day.Hauwa: chia! Make God bless our hustle oo, even gold circle and rough rider condom don put money oo.
Starlet:yeah that's true.
Macrex:how you take know..
Starlet: *silent*
kidnappers
onahsunday:me and guys don day find who to kidnap since, but we no see anybody, even froshberry suggest say make we kidnap Dr coolval but since the man don even come day yarn akpata. person no know wetin to do again oo, even sonshine don leave human kidnapping go join animal kidnapping.. For example him go kidnap person dog or fowl come day demand for money..
Froshberry:just imagine stupidity...
Sonshine: make una stay there na, na him be the real biz now.
Boko haramist
invincible: kia, walie ta lie humanu beans don't fear to die againu oo, that is y we no day throw bombu againu oo,people are now even kalling us kwor fone make we kom kill them maki the bombu karri them go up up go meet allah{GOD}
Coffin maker:
Eliboy:uuuuhhmm!!! i for say.
J-sharp: wetin be that na..
Starlet: pls can you explain why you Where exclamating!!
Macrex: oyibo na only go school.
Eliboy: i for say why market no day go again despite all the bombings, so people don day do narrow escape day go heaven abi.
Fabulous vicky:hahahaha eli you are damn funny.
J-sharp:see vicky if i land you better slap, you go know say na person business we they talk about for here. Ashawo kobo kobo..
Hauwa:guy wetin com be your own na..
Macrex:It ok guys, let behave ourself like adults that we all are....
Starlet: ok, my humble viewers and listeners, i hope you have all heard what our guests for today have all said. So what's suggestion and advice do you have to give to them. So call us on 07041966650 or call 08012345678...
Phone ringing=grraaamm graaamm.
Macrex:hello who we have online
caller 1: my name is promzy am calling from onitsha Anambra state, pls help me and tell the boko haramist that i want to the escape route to heaven..
Caller 2: am mubarak from kano tell that coffin maker say na them go first die idiots.
