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[b]The woman at the Hospital[/b]
Infamous Tribune reports that Ms Jones has
been listed in the Guinness Book of World
Records after giving birth at the Harper
University Hospital on Tuesday, February 16.
She is sad to be the first woman in the
world to have children by more than thirteen
different men.
“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World
Record,” Ms. Jones told reporters. “My
mother always told me that I was lazy and
worthless, and that I would never accomplish
anything in my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone
that she was wrong, and that I can even be
the best in the world when I put my mind to
something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished
something that no one had done before!”
Anita Jones says she’s been unlucky with
relationships in the past, but she believes
that this time she may have found the man
of her life.
“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful
when it comes to picking the fathers of my
children. This time, however, I think I’ve
learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t
like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been
together for almost a year and a half, and I
really believe it could work between us.”
Jones’ thirteen other children looked really
happy to meet their new sibling at the
hospital. They were also said to be filled
with joy for their mother, who against all
odds had broken a Guinness World Record,
and posed happily for the 2017 edition of the
book.
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[b]Her 13 Children [/b]
After their meeting with Ms. Jones, the
representatives of Guinness opened a
second investigation concerning the record
for the number of child support pensions
received by one person. The Detroit native
is already the beneficiary of pensions paid
by 11 different men, and is involved in two
other custody cases, which should proceed
before the family court over the next two
months.
The investigation should be over by the
month of March 2016, and Guinness will then
be able to tell if Ms. Jones holds a second
World Record or not.
Errr, can they tie the tube of the woman
already? What the heck??!
Source: https://www.naij.com/735948-woman-gives-birth-14th-child-14-different-fathers-photos.html?pk_campaign=ush
