A chat with a stranger

Oya now......plz beqin the story as soon as possible..... @T-Dak u're invited here...... @Babe4biola My Friend u're specially invited by mhe.....

All alone in d bus on my way to lagos, my first time in my life I was visting lagos as bored as i was I picked up my phone, looked up and wondered what d future held for me Gush I was so bored than Eva, everything seem to be falling apart and this was all because of my parents transfer I picked up my phone nd scroll through my whatsapp no massage was sent to me This was d beginning of my advanture... A thought flashed my mind, I had always wished to be a player this was my opportunity. I got a new sim which I had brought from a pretty lady due previous day oops did I say pretty my mistake ...she was horrible looking even with her boom short gush.. She was disgusting with her strange IBO accent *oga ur lecharge cald is ova d load* she said accualy it was recharged is ova d road she had meant As I turned to cross d load as she said I saw this pretty chick #girl fighting with a kekerider d man looked like an escape from d zoo I ran knowing fully well a design was abt to be on my pretty face ....... Hello wants wrong here like d pret..t..y la..dy before I completed DAT a slap was on my face...ouch DAT was ha father

Lolz..... U bin wan do qood samaritan.....dat serves ya ryt.....

Lollsssss. @Pizzaro, naso lif b? @kemkit cum n saw sumtim am seeing ooooo @besty, u ar invited also, @somkhid, cum quli-quli wit ur jet

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tanks i highly appreciate it @mray oya u cme the form boss u no knw say kasala go burst.....

@Mray lol since the quy said the qal waz pretty.......Then he waz nt qoinq there 2 jex help and walk away bt wid an ulterior motive to probably qet the qalz number or somethinq elze...... Xo der slap served him riqht.....

Tanks@mray

Following

Thank God I no receive invites before I appear

No space for me to pak my jet@mray any way am here

@mray take it **muah** is just an inocent kiss oo thanqx

Slap? her father gwud u got wat you wan abi... lolz nxt i have settle down

Tnk u jae @Mray ur head dey dia... So i be ur enemy bah? @pizzaro no wahala... I sure sey if @Babe4biola dey hia she go don call me... Sweet4rnd where u dey?

@TeNniebeNson Am sorry....I jex forqot to taq ya.....a million apoloqies to ya...... . . Ehn where our James Bond A.K.A COOLVAL YOUNGEST Nah....... @Wiseman Oya come oooo

@mray u knw go call person nd u still dey jealous. @pizzaro i beg no mind her jawe we be magnet padi. @tenniebenson am here luv u gf.

Thank you @Mray i don ballance dae watch una.

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Am so sorry guys for not calling the attendance, have been practically busy okay. Make una no vez. Thanks

Diarish god ooooooo @Pizzaro Park am on top d writer's head lolss @Somkhid. @Simzy, Lolls Grab am wit all my h@.

Thanks t-dak for d invite Following

Wc @Rufus

Lolz

nyc story,thank@T-Dak am here

am here o,tanx @T-Dak

Ouch what kind of slap was that, all i could see ware stars nd all i could hear were sharp noises in my hear, omo this man dey vex like die ............ So u are one those boys that always run after what is under her skite is it a bad tin she is beautiful. You are a he goat leave my she goat alone he said referring to me as he goat nd his duather as she goat. .......... I quickly turned around to see de pretty chic so dat d stars would disappear, a shock of my life she was smiling sheepishly nd giggling, do i look like a joker or was my face like that of a clown i thought to myself....... If felt like squeezing her to death but her pretty face changed my expression i could help but to smile back at her not minding d condition i was in, just like bruno mars and his grannede i got anoda dirty slap... Well this time the smile slowly faded away and what tears dropped frm my eyes.... It was shocking but demn i was crying out loud!! This was a killer slap not hot to be compared to da angel standing beside me

u still dey dere the smile sef.....u neva see anytin...

Lols, so hilarious i mst say.. tankx 4 d invyt @T~Dak, ur head dey der big tym.. nxt pls

OMG!!! . . .Thanks a lot for the invite @pizzaro . . . I dor show for here like JAMES BOND . . . See you, nah slap he give you, you dey cry, why you dey form like James bond for the first slap ? . . . This is what I classify as TAKE - AWAY & RESOUNDING SLAP . . . . guy just halla me, make I show the stuff I am made of #lol# . . . . Im Still your boy . . . . JESUSBOY JNR . . . . DE . . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!

Next episode jare !! . . ... Hope my cream crackers biscuits is still with you @tenniebenson ? . . . . @somtoo, they will steal your jet for you ooo . . . Where my watsapp group guys nah @anitcham @besty @japhola @promzy my Chi-baby @babyg @kemkit @tofag @etc #lol . . . Im Still your boy . . . JESUSBOY JNR . . . DE . . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!!!.

>OK OK okay m here.. no one cared to medaty an invite ryt? you kw did guy INA story z suffering within ex - slap centred sagga... d 1st slap irrationally turnd his oblangated mendua.. so as to produce a smile... would have said more.. comment reserved... CL PROF!!

Lolzzz... Ogbeni which side u take wake up 4rm bed? Na slapping tinz ooo... See as d man jez turn ur face 2 play ground... I hope sey na d oda cheeks he slap sha? Cos Jesus sef talk sey make we dey turn our oda cheeks to balance d equation... Enjoy it...

@Babe4biola u re welcome dear..... @Wiseman i no see cream crackers buy o... Na pako biscuit nd okin biscuit dey... U go manage am?

E be like say slap nah ur food oh.. U just dey chop am dey smile

Oh oh ... . . @tenniebenson, you could have searched for it nah, OK I will manage it and thank you!! . . . Im Still your boy . . . JESUSBOY JNR . . DE . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!

@tenniebeson which one be pako biscuit?

Lolz

Tnx@Mray

Pako biscuit

@t-dak! Tanks 4 d roll call. . James nke bond na slap tings nke mata

I think DAT Man should be made a pastor in "Slapping non from your sense international gospel ministries." SINSGOM. The slap of change. The slap that changeth life's. The slap that .......................? Just come and receive yours.

Wc @Olajumokeh. Lollest @T-dak

Tnx @Mray i gat ur calls fenks for the multi-iv @T-DAK,,@Jesus-boy Jnr whizzy whizzy i don land like landrover....nice slapping scene...nxt pls

Wc @Besty

Thanks @T-DAK. Just imagine how a guy wey wan toast girl dey cry in front of her. Bros eh your head no dey there.

Eyah pele

eya sori ooo,are u still there make i come give u mine own join, @t-dak apology accepted thanks for d IV u got mouth die. Next one pls

Pls coolvallers let's us stop filling d pages wit Jst comments na. we shld allow d story to go far 1st b4 all dis comments. seriously u re makin d story unreadable for some of us. Jst speaking my mind sha.

Even d writer is yet 2 post all dis while

oya make u flow d story

Oga writer cum post na