Ajoke Darling i can't send you my salary for this month because the global market crisis has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. you are my sweetheart,please understand and adjust with this situation.
your loving husband
kunle
His wife replied....thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses i paid with the kisses
1.the rice man agreed on 2 kisses for half bag of rice.
2.the electricity man kabiru agreed not to disconnet after 7 kisses.
3.your landlord Mohammed comes everyday to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent .
4.supermarket owner biodun did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, i hope you understand
5.miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
please don't worry about me , I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balamce .
should I plan same for next month?
your sweetheart
ajoke.
kunle is currently in he hospital as you are laughing.
