After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10—inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23—year— old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice
big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73—year—old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable
woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10—inch black and white TV.
