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A.Y LIVE TICKETS

A.Y LIVE TICKETS

By MIKE in 2 May 2016 | 11:45
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LADY: Hi, good
afternoon
RADIO STATION: Good
afternoon, what can
we
do for you?
LADY: Please, I’ll like to
get two tickets for the
AY LIVE show this
weekend.
RADIO STATION: Well,
you’ll get the tickets for
free only if you play a
prank on someone on
air & make them believe
it.
LADY: That’s ok.
RADIO STATION: Are
you married? Do you
have
kids?
LADY: Yes, I have a son.
RADIO STATION: Good,
you will call your
husband & tell him he is
not d father of ur son.
LADY: Wow, that’s a big
one.
RADIO STATION: Well it
depends on how bad
you
want the tickets and
anyway we will be live
on
air listening and step in
to tell him it’s all prank.
LADY: Ok, let’s do this
cause I really want d
tickets.
RADIO: Ok, where is he
right now?
LADY: He’s at d office.
His number is…….. (Radio
station calls the
husband)
LADY: Hello Love!
HUSBAND: Hi Baby!
LADY: How is work?
HUSBAND: Good,can’t
wait to get back home
&
make sweet love to u.
LADY: Me too! But em…
there’s something I
need 2 tell you.
HUSBAND: Ok, I’m all
ears dear!
LADY: You know I love
u?
HUSBAND: Yes I do!
LADY: And we promised
to always be sincere to
each other?
HUSBAND: Yes we did,
u’re starting to scare
me
dear, pls, what’s this all
about?
LADY: Something
happened in my office
Nine
years ago.
HUSBAND: What
happened?
LADY: The annual xmas
party we had in d office
9yrs ago I got drunk &
Were Intimate wit a co-
worker…em,u are not d
father of our son.
HUSBAND: What!
LADY: I just felt u
should know.
HUSBAND: Are u crazy?
LADY: I’m sorry love, I
just needed to get it
off
my chest.
HUSBAND: I can’t
believe this.
LADY: Am sorry love, pls
forgive me.
HUSBAND: You want
forgiveness? Ok u have
to
forgive dis, I have been
sleeping with ur sister
for
the past 5yrs.
RADIO STATION: Oh
God!
LADY: What did u just
say?
HUSBAND: You heard
me, we just confessed
our
sins to each other. Is
there someone there
with
you?
RADIO STATION: Sir,
this is a prank & u are
on
air. We asked ur wife to
play a prank on u so u
guys can get tickets to
go watch d A.Y live
show
dis weekend.
HUSBAND: Oh poo!!!
If u were the woman,what will
u do?.
2 May 2016 | 11:45
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The radio station must give that man 5tickets
2 May 2016 | 11:49
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suffocate d husband to death
2 May 2016 | 11:50
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2 May 2016 | 11:51
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lolz
2 May 2016 | 11:51
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hmm
2 May 2016 | 11:52
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I will divorce my hubby and radio presenter will give me my tickets
2 May 2016 | 11:52
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Lol Triple ticket to hell....
2 May 2016 | 11:53
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lolzzzzz DAT man sef...he Dont knw how to handle things as a man
2 May 2016 | 11:54
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@invincible i concur lol
2 May 2016 | 11:57
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Lol..,..4 tickets
2 May 2016 | 12:12
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I go with@victoriouschild
2 May 2016 | 12:13
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Gbese!!!. Chai. As a lady i wud 4giv cus we just won ticket n i wud cover up 4 im (cus na family mata). As d man i wud just form say na joke make dem gimme ticket 2. After d A.Y show am gonna sue d presenter n d radio sta
2 May 2016 | 12:21
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@chomyline stop to dey copy me
2 May 2016 | 12:24
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@victoriouschild lol....i no copy your statement......i said i concur with you
2 May 2016 | 12:28
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If am d husband i will also tell her that i was just pulin her legs bc am angry
2 May 2016 | 12:41
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@chomyline why you no concur with another person statement why must it be my own ?
2 May 2016 | 13:16
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Lolxx
2 May 2016 | 13:49
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@victoriouschild me no knw the answer to your question
2 May 2016 | 13:49
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Lolxx... 5tickets and above jor.
2 May 2016 | 13:51
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Oh ... It was just a prank
2 May 2016 | 14:03
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BEAT HIM
2 May 2016 | 14:04
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Divorce paper soosayi.
2 May 2016 | 14:26
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Hmm
2 May 2016 | 14:42
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@chomyline look for the answer
2 May 2016 | 14:54
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@victoriouschild na how i go take look for the answer
2 May 2016 | 16:29
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@chomyline Google am
2 May 2016 | 16:32
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@victoriouschild i don have data
2 May 2016 | 17:00
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@chomyline go buy data
2 May 2016 | 17:04
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highway to divorce
2 May 2016 | 17:18
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From game ti fight
2 May 2016 | 17:20
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@victoriouschild no money o,maybe you can borrow me
2 May 2016 | 17:23
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@chomyline nobody dey borrow person money for this Nigeria noe
2 May 2016 | 17:43
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@victoriouschild including you......but i will still pay you bak
3 May 2016 | 00:40
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yes o @chomyline including me
3 May 2016 | 01:51
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Chai@victoriouschild you arnt been fair o
3 May 2016 | 02:37
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@chomyline my complexion is dark
3 May 2016 | 03:32
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@victoriouschild i no dey talk about complexion
3 May 2016 | 03:43
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lol @chomyline fair no be complexion nii
3 May 2016 | 04:11
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The husband is also playing a prank.
3 May 2016 | 04:54
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lolzzzz,,,,,,,,,,,ladies r nt smiling
3 May 2016 | 05:06
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@victoriouschild Go jhoor.....you knw dat am nt refering to fair of complexion
3 May 2016 | 05:11
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hmmmmmmm
3 May 2016 | 05:16
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Give them all d tickets
3 May 2016 | 05:17
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Lolz @chomyline which fair are you referring to ?
3 May 2016 | 05:47
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@victoriouschild na matter of being generous we dey type about
3 May 2016 | 07:37
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@chomyline generous no dey my dictionary
3 May 2016 | 07:54
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Hmmmmmm I go finish d man
3 May 2016 | 08:08
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divorce mode activated
3 May 2016 | 08:21
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I hope he is playing pranks...... If not!!
3 May 2016 | 08:24
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chai!!! Tight situation
3 May 2016 | 08:26
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Turn if to another prank
3 May 2016 | 08:27
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Lolz dis one pass confession ooo
3 May 2016 | 08:35
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Gonna be two tickets to heaven
3 May 2016 | 13:16
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Dz one z strong
3 May 2016 | 14:14
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Gimme My Tickets Sharp Sharp
3 May 2016 | 17:27
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Lolz
3 May 2016 | 17:28
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There's no doubt, i'll collect the ticket bt oh boi gbege don nak 4 my husband b dat o
3 May 2016 | 18:11
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Lmao
4 May 2016 | 02:25
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if am the man I will claim it's a prank too
4 May 2016 | 02:59
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chisoos o...*hands on my head*
4 May 2016 | 03:37
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lol
4 May 2016 | 12:02
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