This is to inform the general public that admission into the university of hell is in progress. Interested qualified candidate can apply for
B.A, B.Sc Degree in weeping Technology.
M.Sc Degree in Gnashing of Teeth.
Ph.D Degree in Burning (Pratical)
ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
1. At least 5 credits in any of the following; fornication, lying, stealing, murder, drunkness, cheating, rape, fighting & ungodliness.
2. Those without the above qualifications but with long experience in the field of hatred, gossiping, backbiting, bribing, malice keeping, e.t.c are also qualified.
Application forms can be obtained from
The Registrar,
University of Hell,
666, satan street,
P.M.B 419
Hell fire (REV. 13:8)
HELL IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!