ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS)

Welcom back @jclash **following**

Welcum bak niqqa...... **Followinq**

hmmmmm wlc

U nd dis ur yoruba love

Lolzzzz see as i dey laugh.... U sure sey dis ur drama no be dream aqain?

lol... small pikin sing song,you use their bullet do ding dong

I dey here dey feel una from behind the scene oo....the work wey I dey do, ee hard no be small. But that one no mean say I no get una tym ooo..I thanks all of una for the house ooo.....na Jclash dey yarn....lol

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 1" Ee no easy eee...oo ooh ooo *P Square_E No Easy*...just dey burst come out for my speakers. Me just relax for my new palour, me be like boss, I wish say I dey smoke now, na dat big cigar wey big, na eem suppose dey my mouth. Things dey waka well for me, I be like yahoo boy no laptop, but my clients dey pay. Make I yarn you how thins con ne like after dat day wey I engage my yoruba love. ****************** Life sweet well well, ee no reach two three months way me and my yoruba love do our marriage. I wish say you come make you see how we take close town dat day. My palle con go india take complete treatment after one month he con return back. My oga at the top, Hon. Osusu Jeremiah Desmond, con dey fear me, sake of him gree relate me where my office dey. That one self small, I no even get wetin I dey do since dat tym but my money still dey read. My yoruba love be dey manage dat her store wey dey dat plaza dat time. After our first marriage anniversary she buy me Iphone 6 with some other gadjets wey I dey like. Me con vex storm her another project wey don dey on since as I open her own clothing line for Ikeja. The clothing line na "MYL SEYI", the place big well well. Things con dey move well for her, as sh take turn Boss Lady. Before she con ring me alarm say she get belle, Big T don turn papa. Chia my Spartacus aka 'kill dem all' done slay everything, na man I be. ****************** Ee don too tey sha, wey I reach my former area where I be dey stay, before I jam better. Na so I gather mind take storm my area. Men see greeting, I wan pay debts die with greetings. Na eem I come drive jam police check point. "Park...park...park...Park" na so two policemen stand for the front of my motor dey shout. I be one clear them before oo, I just sorry for them. I con park go one conner, one of the policemen con dey shout say "all these yahoo boys self, dem too dem form and dis one go pay fire today". I stone face as if I no hear, na so I wine glass down, my levels clear as them carry face chook enter my car, na eem A.C. blow their head. Me don dey arrange my papers, as I notice say the two policemen dey argue. Na only God know wetin dey cos this argument self, as I put ear one say na 'Ice prince be dis', the other say 'you no get eye abi, na Phyno Ogbago be dat'. Na so I come donw, con meet dem say I no dose people wey dem tink oo. Na eem the two policemen look me from head reach down, con continue their argument, this time na money wey I go pay dem dey argue. The matter done dey long na so I won para for them, na eem their oga con come help me out, this one belle big like woman wey won enter labor room. This kind policeman here say armed robbers dey here, he go just change him uniform to house clothes con hide. 'What's the noise all about' na so the Oga dey yarn. The other ones just explain matter for am, na so ee just say "you boys don't recognize people vey well, go and do your job and let me handle this..."na so the Oga dey yarn. Me con dey happy before my ear con reach ground wen he say, 'sorry for the inconveniences, Tu Face how yu dey' na so the Oga dey yarn... ****************** As I press leg for ma street, I dial Andrew aka Irumole number so dat him go show face and my other guys them. My street self done change oo, dem done press qorota put for ground, even join street lights. I no need to dull as I dey see C.D plates for everywhere, I con notice say I waka well as today be our Street Jamz. As I drive meet the road blocks wey we area boys put for road, based on the street jams. Them never know say na me Big T, dey inside the motor. As one waka near me con say "ejo ee da nko si le fun awon boys *abeg drop something for the boys*. Me just wine down wen he shout "Big T re oo" *na Big T be this oo*. Na so everybody gather me, I just step down from my motor, con dey shake everybody like footballer wey won start match. The must be say I must drop something before I waka *check_ like Jacobs and the Angel for Bible*. Na so I enter motor take 2 bundle of money and na 50k each. My name turn blues song wey dem mix with raggae as them just dey hala my name... ****************** ...Me drive go park my motor for Andrew place as we prepare for the jamz. As we dey enter the party every where full but based on who I be dem give me better table, where strong men too sit down. Our table bombard with different type of drink, ee no fit complete if my origin no they dere joined with my codeine. Grooving time reach na so every where scatter with dance as D.J. Jclash won murder our ears with better songs. As the dance dey hot, na one babe chin gum me like say tomorrow no dey. This chick won rock my balls out, her waist be like shakira own, with all her lap dance wey she dey stone me, na so me sit down like oga wey I be for chair as she still dey rock me and I con bless her with small change for pocket. ****************** ...The party done go far and na time to move me Andrew and some of our guys just con dey leg am go house, sake of say our place na around we area too. As we all don high, the way I dey waka be like person wey dey climb Third Mainland Bridge, as we no dey gree reach house. Our voice loud as we dey sing...everybody girate..ja ja girate... Na eem Andrew say he sabi road, say him na Moses, we all con arrange for straight line dey follow am for back, join our music. Next thing I notice na say, we all dey paddle our leg inside dirty water, I no even send anybody as I continue to match dey go. Every where dark small, as I shout let ther be light, na so person point touch light for our body, we all shout based on the light. Na so we here 'you all should stop there', before I open mouth look all my people don tear race, me self no dull as I start my own run... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 2

I lov ur kunfu style

Lol......Baba Tuface i dey qreet oooo....

lolzzz

three idiots.....three police men,nah the oga wowo sef coz him come the proof i sabi all

Chai we go strt and finish dis everybodi lt gyrate

Lol, no be only phyno but Mr Raw

I dey gbadun ur style oo....seadurf dey yarn....

lmao.......no be same tin o

na so i dey wait for dis ya stori e

Big T wellcome back infact i dey feel u die Ransking dey yarn so

(awaiting moderation)

I don come

Dey Continue 2 Yarn Us

The Mission has start ooo abeg who no day dis crib The person go miss ooo

The Mission has start ooo Abeg who no day dis crib The person go miss ooo

Big T don show oo!

Hehe,...oga 2baba, i dey gbadu ur tori

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 2" ...me self no dull as I start my own run, my leg dey touch my head, as I hold my br*ast make ee no fall come out from my singlet. As everybody hide, me self con mistake hide with one of our albino friend, for one better conner. Na so those people wey dey pursue us con pass our hideout, them no notice us, as I con dey happy. The follow up be say dem con stop, as I hear their voice "off your touch...why now...did you notice the light we just walked by....no oh....let's have a look at it" as the two con dey waka come where we dey. My mind read fast, as me self dey find the light, na so I notice say my albino friend wey dey hide with me, dey shine like alogin lamp...no oh..na like dat bulb wey dey front of aeroplane. See original gbege....na so them catch us ooo. Na vigilante people arrest us put for chair, na until day break dem allow us go. ****************** As I reach Irumole place, dem won laugh me die, as I relate wetin sup with me. Me no even mind dem as I go crash for bed. The sleep sweet pass wen person dey smoke claro under rain, as I no still plan to wake up dat moment. My phone con dey ring, ee nearly vibrate me commot from bed. Me con struggle check who dey call, na my yoruba love dey call. I jump wake, as I dey beg her for phone because I no call her before I sleep. "Well, did you ignored my calls....and how you doing" my yoruba love dey yarn....the talk too long, na so me tell her say I go come house tomorrow, as I no get wetin I dey do, she agree, as she tell me say she small get surprise for me. Na so I continue my sleep from where I stop... ****************** ...Me and my guys dem dey house dey do nothing, as hungry dey catch us, na so I tell dem say I won arrange food come oo. Dem hail me na, for their mind, dem think say I won go buy Mr. Biggs fast food come. I just enter market go buy things for Okodo yam and goat pepper soup.... When I drive enter, some kind strange face don join us but we no too much, I just open boot carry things come out, when dem see the goat, dem con dey wonder waiting dey sup. Na two chicks dey with us, dem handle the cooking while we men sentence the goat stomach imprisonment with hard chewing. After the roasting and cooking, I put my self for center table, as we all enjoy the food... Me don dey plan to move, na so person knock my door. ****************** ....When I open the door, I pause like dvd wey dey crack, na confirm chick dey my front. Me no know where to start as she take hail me, "good day bross Big T" as the chick relate to me. The face be like who I don see before, but i no remember, me usher her inside as she yarn me say, na eem be dat chick wey I rock for the street jamz. So na wetin come be yur name na.."am jane by name" as she take answer me back. Jane make you no para for me, you fine sha, say you get mission wey you fine me come my place. Na eem she con react with fear..."no oh I have nothing on my mind oo, just wanted to know you better and dats why i asked around for your address" as jane relate with me. Well we talk well, con still give her my number, so we fit talk for phone and still usher her go. ****************** .....I don hail my guts well, based on who I be now, still drop small change for dem, me and Irumole con talk well before I storm road. Me dey inside my motor dey cruze go house as I call my yoruba love, say I done dey come. She be dey work but my journey go make us enter house together if the road na airplane mode ee dey, na eem be say no motor for road, I reach my house on time. I enter my track wey dey kill me like electric for body, con still put am for repeat...melo melo, melo melo la fe wi, melo melo, melo melo la fe so *Olamide_Melo*. Air condition dey blow me as I dey drive dey go. Next thing my stomach voice out as if Vector dey do freestyle, na confirm toilet dey hold me as I do face like who dey for long que, wey won do eem BVN. No be me sha, but I know say na person wey release better mess, my full motor sour like soup wey do 7 days dry fasting and no warming. Chia the motor just dey smell as I park my car first wine down, make fresh air enter inside. Na so Road Safety people con rush come meet me for where I pack my motor, me bone dem. As dem reach, next thing dem say "young man what's the problem, you know this is an illegal parking and you are contradicting the law, there is a penalty for this". I never answer them, one just quick wan go enter the motor, na so ee understand say na every Klim detergent promo wey you buy dey say 'try again later' and no be every crayfish you see dey bend because other fish dey inside too. He just call him second, as dat one perceive am, na there the story end... ****************** I even think say na there ee stop, wen I enter motor back, na so another one come out, this time own pepper they inside the mess and ee dey smell anu ewu *goat meat*. Me con turn fast and furious, so I fit go use toilet, the speed wey I dey, be like say I join dose street race for Fast and Furious. As I reach my parking lot. I just tear race as I no care who dey look me, me just open door enter toilet off load my goads like dangote cement. I no fit stand up for like 30 minutes. ****************** Na so I get my self. I con waka go park my things from my motor, hungry con dey catch me again, nut I call my yoruba love, she talk say she dey house. Me con enter inside, I find her I no dey see where she dey, I con use my ALS *automatic lockup system* take lock up. Hungry dey catch me oh....na so I con enter kitchen, before I say jack not even Robinson, hold and behold my yoruba love dey dinning table dey wait for me since. Na eem I just vex comot go.... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 3

Nxt oooo....... I go dy hea dy wait u BigT

I no go touch d dial...

Lol so funny

Where is the p.r.o @t-dak

@kedike @precy @dabcy @Japhola, @Olesev @somkhid @Anitcham @kemkit @Besty @Daintyshewa @komh @Babi @victoriouschild @lawman @charlywizzy @SeniorG @Borwerleh @Mr Fabulous @Blesinlayla @barmedhele @D00zie @Mosesmichael @Felzy @Emmazzy @Simzy @kholade @petraify @Valentine @mike carter @Blessed @GeeAdore @Allan jr @Zainet @IAmDrake @Oyefestus @John walter @shola aba @Benedict @Romanus. @Starlet @Oladoja Muhammed @Fabzgrace @Blackstud @bsam @shugarlips @murshan @olaswag3 @otumala Israel @taiwo @jummybabe @nizzy @lawman @davick @davin @emmabrous @chiwendu @ebube @kemkit @victotiouschild @richiebill @treasure @soniamimi @mosesmicheal @japhola @ibrams @holaryinkhar @itzpweety ify @swissbliss @ayomi @mae-d @ivie @fherahoney @emmazzy @iog_tosinlee @kelvinmag @ibn bashir @donpaschalo @joseph @dexterity @hilary @oludear @Japhola, @Daintyshewa @komh @Babi @victoriouschild @lawman @pizzaro @charliebryn @charliewizzy @SeniorG @Borwerleh @Mr Fabulous @Blesinlayla @barmedhele @D00zie @Mosesmichael @Felzy @Emmazzy @Simzy @kholade @petraify @Valentine @mike carter @Blessed @GeeAdore @Allan jr @Zainet @IAmDrake @Oyefestus @John walter @shola aba @Benedict @Romanus @Oladoja @Tenniebenson @khola46 @Anitcham @Stephanie @Mray @Lollybabe1 @Dahcutebae @Delight @Rhennyjay @GeeAdore @Tonia @Hameyeenat @InemLove @Promzy @Mohjisolah @Charliebryn @Charlywizzy @Japhola @Jencute @Jenny @Doublewealth @John451 @Kniphemi @VibratingWind @Emmanesth @Horpheyehmy @Valking1 @Pweety @Kpumpy @Justify @Gracy @Olami @Promise @Sylvia @Besty @Bsam @Youngestprince @Simzy @DonMikie @Portable @Olaking3 @Harddy @Henry @Hardeywummy2 @Blakstudd @Prince @Kingsbest @Flames @Mhzzrblayse @Azeeco @Temmymofrosh @Sandra @Escysegzy @Olusegun @Sandy @Adewunmi @Adesewa200 @Adesewa @Kaysmart22 @Cherryserah @SexyNikky1994 @Tenniebenson @Anitcham @Stephanie @Mray @Lollybabe1 @Dahcutebae @Delight @Rhennyjay @GeeAdore @Tonia @Hameyeenat @InemLove @Promzy @Mohjisolah @Charliebryn @Charlywizzy @Japhola @Jencute @Jenny @Doublewealth @John451 @Kniphemi @VibratingWind @Emmanesth @Horpheyehmy @Valking1 @Pweety @Kpumpy @Justify @Gracy @Olami @Promise @Sylvia @Besty @Bsam @Youngestprince @Simzy @DonMikie @Portable @Olaking3 @Harddy @Henry @Hardeywummy2 @Blakstudd @Prince @Kingsbest @Flames @Mhzzrblayse @Azeeco @Temmymofrosh @Sandra @Escysegzy @Olusegun @Sandy @Adewunmi @Adesewa200 @Adesewa @Kaysmart22 @Cherryserah @SexyNikky1994 @Tenniebenson @Anitcham @Stephanie @Mray @Lollybabe1 @Dahcutebae @Delight @Rhennyjay @GeeAdore @Tonia @Hameyeenat @InemLove @Promzy @Mohjisolah @Charliebryn @Charlywizzy @Japhola @Jencute @Jenny @Doublewealth @John451 @Kniphemi @VibratingWind @Emmanesth @Horpheyehmy @Valking1 @Pweety @Kpumpy @Justify @Gracy @Olami @Promise @Sylvia @Besty @Bsam @Youngestprince @Simzy @DonMikie @Portable @Olaking3 @Harddy @Henry @Hardeywummy2 @Blakstudd @Prince @Kingsbest @Flames @Mhzzrblayse @Azeeco @Tenniebenson @Anitcham @Stephanie @Mray @Lollybabe1 @Dahcutebae @Delight @Rhennyjay @GeeAdore @Tonia @Hameyeenat @InemLove @Promzy @Mohjisolah @Charliebryn @Charlywizzy @Japhola @Jencute @Jenny @Doublewealth @John451 @Kniphemi @VibratingWind @Emmanesth @Horpheyehmy @Valking1 @Pweety @Kpumpy @Justify @Gracy @Olami @Promise @Sylvia @Besty @Bsam @Youngestprince @Simzy @DonMikie @Portable @Olaking3 @Harddy @Henry @Hardeywummy2 @Blakstudd @Prince @Kingsbest @Flames @Mhzzrblayse @Azeeco @Temmymofrosh @Sandra @Escysegzy @Olusegun @Sandy @Adewunmi @Adesewa200 @Adesewa @Kaysmart22 @Cherryserah @SexyNikky1994 @calisto @hbk @frank @davick @whistler @sirp081 @kristen @liciacutes @whistler @murshan @wind @mojhisolar @charlywizzy @scholes junior @seyifunmi @kingsengine @aaron @tony @ruth @besty @shaxee @kemkit @jenny @leo @john @williams @softtouch @hoelhay @christopher @opeyemii @oluchi @maurice @abdulseries @olamy4fun @hameyeenat @stanny39 @harnuholuwa @jhorlade @somkhid @ruth @flames @loveth @peace @chinanza @ty @mrsolace @kingsbest @ib_dreams @frankkie @crusher @wind @maxblaze @jclash @pholaryemmie @dozzle @donvalley @donpaschalo @joseph @fridex @davin @nash @kuks @ewomazeal @nizzy @ebube @okklad @justify @funmilayo1 @loveth @donb @iksqueency @smilie @borwerleh @hollar @kolababs @ogbara @franklin @vasty @walexidey @damzitayo @chikere @anita @iamchris @wisdom @thankmic @christopher @jummy @maurice @herbyhorlarh @magdalene @esejerro @roes @pearl @chernor @priceocity @mature @swissy @omodunbi @sam @ibrams @dhemilade1 @oyindamola1 @samdee @others u are invited

@Abdulrasaq Adetunji @Purity @DaintyShewa @PhineBraim @Seadurf @Konphido @blixin @wise one @dabcy @kedike

Thanks @jummybabe for the notification you such a darling

Oga P.R.O na yu get mouth oooh......Big T hail yu oo...na better be dis......na Jclash dey yarn

Nice one

Big T where my own money too na?

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 3" ...Na eem I just vex comot go give am better kiss, I no say any word, apart from 'thank you ma'. Ee get some kind offer wey I dey reject but no be dis kind food wey full table. Me eat till my belle full. This my yoruba love na confirm cook oo. As we eat finish, I just assist her clear table, con still do the washing of the plates. Night done reach, I help her go steam the shower water, make she bath, me self con arrange jump enter bed. As she just dey waka come bed my mind just dey sweet me, she too fine and never still loose dat her shape, even say her belle don big. We pray before we sleep, me con put head for her belle wish my pikin good night, con cuddle her, we enter sleeping mode till further notice... ****************** My yoruba love quick commot from house, sake of say she get work for hand. Me arrange the full house, con chop, still play game. My hair dey very bushy, na so I drive go barber my hair. The place no too far, but na that kind place wey dem go serve you popcorn and juice, take dey wait for your turn. Them go still polish your shoe and better music go dey play. Me like the place based on say yawa no dey dere, ee be like the slogan na 'barb and go'. My turn reach, I tell am the still wey I want, he just dey smile like pikin wey win free drink. The barber do things on top my hair, as I look mirror my head dey shine pass am. This air style na confirm skin ooo, one thing like air no dey dere and ee dey shine. When I won go drive dey go house na so I notice say, the motor wey pack for my back, too close to me and ee go hard to drive come out. I use eye find the person before I con see say him too dey cut him hair. Me waka go meet am say him motor no fit allow me go, he just look me from head to toe, as him and him guys dem burst laugh. I con stone face for ground as I waka, struggle take drive go house. ****************** ...Evening reach, na so me and my yoruba love dress, me won carry her go one lounge, na live band show dem get today and ee no far from our house. Me wear suit, the suit legit for my body. As I turn see Seyi my mind fly, she wear one pinkish gown, the cloth cover her belle small but person go fit still notice am. Na so I waka go close to her go do wetin Don Jazzy and D,Banj dey do, na so I whisper for ear say 'your beautiful'. "Thank you, are we good to go" as she take yarn with me. Yes ma, me self answer her. ****************** ...As we reach the place, I don order better champagne with other appetizer. Every where make coolel, the music just dey go well na so we con dey talk. The talk don carry me go, na eem she just kiss me, dat moment, she touch my six sense. I con dey seventh heaven, as I ask her say, na wetin con be dat for public. She smile con say "your looking gorgeous". Words finish for my mouth once. People no too many again for the lounge and we don dey plan to go house, wen I con see like five guys wey stand for door side, me troway face. Na so I hear, "gentleman or what do you refer to your self as, you crashed my car earlier and you would pay dearly. wow! You also got your mom here, I guess its another fool like you she got in her stomach" as I look up, na the guy wey dey the barbing saloon dat tym and dem still dey laugh. The thing wey dem talk no even vex me oo, as I tell my yoruba love say make we dey go. As we waka pass them, na so dem draw my yoruba love come back, na dat one vex me. I still no get their time as continue to dey go... ****************** I still no get their time as continue to dey go, I just reach where the door dey, I con lock am, even turn dat sign wey dey show 'open' to 'closed'. Me con turn back say, 'una con yab me and my wife or wetin'. Dem look me, as dem still continue to laugh and won try molest my yoruba love. I just stand survey well, one bring small dagger come out from him back, con run come my side, say him won stab me. I just move go right small, con use my arm pit take seize him hand, as I give elbow for mouth, the dagger fall. The next one don dey near were I dey, but I never finish work for the first one body. Na so I use head take nod am for face, blood come they come out, as he dey shout my head. Me no wait make for them again, as I use blow take arrange the next won body, he just fall go conner. The other one carry chair knack me, I just cack use body collect am, as I give am him own portion of beating. The second to the last fat well, he no know wetin to do as he kneel down dey beg, I con over look am, next thing, con be say their oga con point gun for my yoruba love head, him con dey do say he go shoot her, if I near were dem day. I just look table con carry one wine bottle, as I won stone am, my yoruba love don already hold the gun, I no even know wetin he do the guy self as the hold him d*ck con dey scream for ground... ****************** Na only me dey for house, my yoruba love done go work. Na so my phone ring, as I look am na strange number dey call me, na eem I con pick am, 'hello'. "Good morning, its Jane speaking" me still dey yarn with the person for phone. 'Na how you dey oo, I con dey fear say you no one beep my phone again'. "No oh, its not so, I was really occupied early this week, how's everything" as Jane still dey yarn. ...the story too long as I dey watch better Trace Urban tv, all the latest song just dey pump come out from speaker, me still dey play game for my phone. ....My phone still con ring, as me con turn celebrity wey dem won book for show but this time I no want any disturb, sake of say I dey watch Pantoranking ft Wande Coal__my woman, my everything_ music video. The phone still con ring again, my mind con tell me say make I pick am. 'Hello onye le ku *hello na who dey talk*'. 'Good evening sir, this is doctor Titi' as me dey yarn for phone. 'Dockay na wetin dey oo'. "Congrats sir, your wife just put to bed,,so we kindly expect you to com now" Dockay dey yarn... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 3

Oya oya......ya yoruba love na actor herself......When husband and wife fit fiqht lyk viz i wonder how the children would be....lol...Idi-amin of Uqanda or Abdul Maleek of all in a circle?

Congrat ooo Big T

Lwtmb......Mr and Mrs smith

Omo big T..me jo dey gbadun as dat Dogg wey get Snop 4 front dey gbadun hin ****....make u rub beta oyel 4 elbow jawee

Small-t don arrive

@pizzaro i wonder oooo.....see as dey guy and him wife take bring all dis guyz down.....e be like say small small children go run for that ur area bcos ur children go blaster dem finish......nyc work

Congrats Big T

Ur family go be warriors o

gųd woŗķ ŗįdę oŋ

Me dey here ooo so anytin 4 me

Congrat o big T Make we con chop rice

BIG T congrat ooo

Congrats o junior T don arrive be dat

Boy or girl, na wetin me wan knw be that

Wetin e born ooo

Sorry bt i hv been observing ur story is gud bt try 2 make it look real

Congrat oh Big T..ur yoruba love don born ur second as u be james bond

Next

Hahaha dis big T self and his yoruba love i never see!

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 4" Me just bump enter hospital, the nurse wey dey the reception office, con direct me go the ward where my yoruba love dey. But my mind dey race, whether na boy or na girl, na boy I want ooo. My yoruba love just dey smile for bed were she dey, as I take hug her, my eyes dey scan the full room were my pikin dey. I con see where the my baby dey, as I look am na boy I see, me just shout 'na man I be!!', con see another baby close to am again...me con waka near am, na so I hear 'na woman I be too!!! as my yoruba love take shout her own'. Chia na twins dey dat your small belle since, but na Godwin ooo. ****************** ....I waka go house con prepare our native pepper soup, wey dem dey serve woman wey just born, na my papa personally teach me this one and today I dey happy say I dey cook am. Me con call my parents take tell dem the news and I no forget my inlaw, but them done hear am self. Na so I give my yoruba love the peper soup make her body for do well, as we con dey plan on our twins name, later them discharge her. OmO boy, see many well wisher for my house, both the ones I know and the ones wey I no know full my house, any which way na way, enough things dey, take welcome them. ****************** Later in the evening wen everywhere don calm down, na so person knock my door, I con drag my body comot from where my boy dey, as my wife dey br*ast feed the girl. When I open door, na my malle dey dere with her plenty load, malle you no even tell me say you dey come. "Abeg clear road, I go soon need to tell my pikin say I won con see my grand children again abi!". We con greet well, na eem my malle con dey talk to my wife as I go dey prepare evening food, na confirm vegetable soup and wheat I dey cook. Na so dem bang my door again oo, me con still waka go check who dey dere. Na my mother inlaw dey dere, see as my twin collect double omugwu*child care*. Me welcome her, as she take ask me, 'joor ni bo ni awon omo mi wa*were my pikin dem*' na so I direct her. ....Everybody dey center table dey flex my food, we talk con still laugh, I con ask the two mothers why our daddy no gree come too, dem just laugh say na their personal work be dis one... ****************** See as my party scatter ground, everybody don girate well, many people wey con miss the party, still see drink catch. The pinkin name na ee make brain sha. The guy name based on who I be na Olaitan, Sunshine and Ifunaya, the babe name na Enitan, Moonlight and Ifeoma. ...Ee no too tey way my child dedication self follow up. Everything just dey waka well my babies done dey sit down now. My yoruba love just still dey house but once once, she dey go her workshop take organize things. But she still dey do control and dey give orders from house. My house done empty with family people. That one na wetin make me happy die, as all of them be they my place, especially wen 07:00pm knack, everybody go carry belle face TV, as them they watch African Magic. Ee con get one night wey dem force me join dem take watch one naija film. This film sweet die, chia ee con get one scene wey touch my heart, na were the actor dey hospital and he con die, people full dere dey cry, na so the camera man show the actor face, con still show where the wife dey, na only God know who edit the film because as them show the wife wey dey cry, small part dey show the man wey don die for bed as he open one eye dey blink am, sake of say he done tire to close eye. When dem one con bury the dead body as them drop the coffee for ground, na so dem open am, so we fit see say na real dead body dey inside the coffee. Chia Blood of God!!!, as them open am, dead body dey sweat like Christmas goat. That one make me no dey watch those kind film again because of their film trick too much. ****************** My yoruba love dey with her friends, me dey play with my baby dem before tym reach for El Clasico. I done wait for this match to the extent wey dem go call am 'waiting on the ball'. Me won con tune in enter super sport, na so my yoruba love and her friends dey view telenovela. I con tell her say I won go watch match for arena oo. Me stump enter arena, people no too know who I be, but them loyal give me sha. I shake the ones wey my eyes carry. Na so we burst argument untop who go win for Real Madrid VS Barcelona. Men see as people take dey forecast match, as some dey drop their history line of the match. As match won start na so I go sit down for one better conner, as I no know say stammerer sit down near me and one guy wey be like Bash Ali*Nigerian Boxer* sit down near me and na Barcelona fan, me just shout may the best team win as match start. The match, just dey sweet as every dey shout, na so the chronic stammerer con tap me for leg, as I looks am, he con talk say 'na na na na na...whoooo weeeaaar white fooooor...." Me con tell am say na Real Madrid ooo, C Ronaldo just score. Every where turn black out with their noise. Na so the first half half take end ooooo. As the second half on finish the chronic stammerer con tap me for leg, as I answer am, say wetin, he say, "naaaaa whooo deyyy leeead fooor theeree.." Neymar just score, nexthing my leg comot for ground, as I see my self for up. Na the Bash Ali guy raise me oo, match con end draw. ****************** As I waka reach house, my yoruba love don sleep with my queen and king. I just pour water body, con serve food wey I want eat na so my phone con ring. As me pick call with bread for mouth manage say hello. "Hello Big T" as the phone dey my hear. Na who dey yarn ooo. "Its Hon Osusu Jeremiah Desmond, congratulations to you and how's the family" as my oga dey yarn. Fine sir, anything for your boy. " Sure there is, I don't feel very ok by going to Abuja, due to its an official meeting with the President I have too. So there would be a document that would be given to you tomorrow, do go through it and get back to me" as my oga yarn finish. Ok sir I done hear. DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 5

Stil folowing

I still dey here dey observe oooooo

Still following...... Nd na bumper 2 bumper b dat ooooo

Levelz don chanqe...... Biq T don turn family man.... Jesu!!

Following...u don turn to celeb nah

Small t go so join

Infact i dey here 24/7 dey wait u ransking dey yarn

big T no dey carry last TWINS.....Aaaaaaah if u are a twin i want to see ur hands up........*mine is up* ooooo DEDICATED TO EVERY TWINS IN THE WORLD.....We are one family

big T dis ur tori na die

I dey feel una patrol for my story....but I get one question oooo abeg who con be "Small T". Na me dey yarn

Ua pikin na...... As u b big T, ua boy pikin na small T.....

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 5" Morning just ring for my ear like alarm, as Mhiz Moonlight cry wake everybody up, all these small small girls self... Na so I go boil water put for flask and prepare breakfast, join baby them food. My yoruba love dey bath the children. Na so person knock my door, me waka go open am, na person wey wear suit, as if na interview he won come do for my house. We no too talk, as he give me one file wey dem seal. Na so I yarn my wife wetin dey sup with me and my oga. Na eem we open the file together, na instruction on wetin to do, I just look am well well like WEAC questions wey you see every body dey use calculator and you no know why. The thing wey dey there be say I go reach Dopemu bus stop wey dey near Iyana Ipaja, by 10:00 am, say one car go con meet me there and na where the work start be that. Me con sign for one place, con still go drop am for one eatery, wey the file instruct me to. ****************** The day be like special public holiday wey presido give for only Big T and I no get wetin to do. I just kukuma drive my yoruba love and my queen and king. I drop my pikin dem for their school as I drive my yoruba love go her go her work place. Na so I waka go house back, but I branch one of my guy store. Na for we one conner like that, you know say na only naija were chemist dey sell everything, say na medicine, provision, drugs, beer...and na only one store. As I step enter the store, oga I.k., how you dey na. "I dey fine oo, ee don teu wey person see your face last, today na better as you reach my side" I.K. dey follow me yarn. Na so I tell am make he no vex, say I too dey busy. We just dey flex with better, as my Origin dey my mouth con follow am too, or people still dey hijack medicine again. He just answer me say "na one politician get am oo, say him no even know the person but na everything wey he know be that. As I drink my two bottle of Origin finish, na so I drive go house go sleep. ****************** "Daddy! daddy!! daddy!!! See what we got for you", me just open eyes, con see my Sunshine and Moonlight, as them run con hug me, as I look wetin dem bring come, na painting wey dem do for school, I just smile. "Daddy isn't it fine, Sunshine did the drawing while I painted it". Yes its beautiful, as I take answer them. Na so Sunshine talks say "mummy said I drew you like a dinosaur but you know that's ridiculous daddy, cause your the most handsome daddy in the world". We just laugh, as I pull their cloth, con go meet my yoruba love for kitchen, as I site her she just dey squeeze face like person wey road safety catch for morning. 'Baby na wetin con dey do you na, this one wey you even con greet me, say I do you bad' as I take dey follow my yoruba love talk. She just waka hold me, con still kiss me, my body just speak in love as she take talk small thing for my ear, say "baby I would really miss you, when you go for your trip and you need to promise me that you would come back safe not just for me but for the family. My mind don't feel okay but I know its due to work and just be careful dear". I just hold and near body like say na gravity pull, con tell her say all is well and make she pray for me too... ****************** As we chop dinner finish, na so all of us dey watch one cartoon program, as sleep take carry the children, me carry Moonlight and my yoruba love carry the Sunshine go their room as them tell us "good night daddy and mummy,we love you" na so I off light me waka go watch STV news at 10pm as the news finish na my yoruba love stand for my front con say its my own time to watch. My eyes nearly pull out like as if I dey spy person wey won f*ck, she just bend down play song, the speaker just dey burst sound come out, me no even know the song wey she play but ee be like Nicky Minaj song anaconda, cos my mind focus on wetin I dey see so, her knash big like Kim Kadersian, I just dey for chiar when she cat walk con give me better lap dance. I wish person dey hear make him help me beg her say my d*ck won tear trouser oo, I just turn Drake wey Nicky Minaj give lap dance. Na so I won touch her knash wey dey shake since for my front, she just knack my hand, me lock up, she con dey strip me small small, as my cloth don comot from body finish, my d*ck Spartacus aka 'kill dem all' stand like who won fight war. She just put her mouth as she take give me better blow job, if to say I no be real n*gga, I for done pour put for body. As do work finish, she just climb my body, con sit down un top my d*ck, con ride me like say she dey drive BRT. As I notice say time done reach, I just put hand under her two legs, con hijack her up like motor wey spoil for road, me con carry stand dey give am well, as she dey shout 'baby die un top my matter!' Me just tell her say I go do pass Wiz Kid, say dem go bury me un top her matter. As I drop her she take position as I give her better doggy, before I con upload my good inside her... ****************** Me just reach Dopemu under bridge around 09:49 am, I just stand dey wait as if I won enter danfo bus, all this conductors self funny oo, if you be new person for Lasgidi you go miss your bus stop because of wetin dem dey shout. As 10am knack one black toyota spider just park for my front, na one chick ride am, the chick come out con wink eyes for me as I take enter the motor, she con waka go the other side of the road. Me dey the motor con pause as the GPS dey show me direction to my next destination and na Ikeja airport. As I dey drive go my eyes con catch one note wey say 'open the boot when you get there and at the back sit contains your flight document'. As I park I con pick the file, con open the boot, na small luggage dey dere, one tag they there wey say 'do not open until you board the flight'. The flight they go Abuja, ee no reach five hours before we alight for there but before then I go the toilet go open the luggage. Na soldier cloth dey there, I.D. Card and other things wey I need apart from gun. Me just kit up go ready, as we all come down from the plane... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 6

Wow......The next epic would be Thrillinq....Ride on Biq T and i wish ya Goodluck in ya Mission...

big t, no go dey spin girl der o

Oga Big-T carry on jor

Me dey enjoy u like oyibo wey dey smoke cigarette

Big-T......wish u luck for this mission ooooo......

Gudluck bro..,.next plz

Nice work

nice job ride on but no go there go de carry girls ooo

Shey u be soldier ni?

See levels,Big T don turn Nigerian army,Na Davin dey yan

Let this car move jare Big T or yu need fuel nxt EPISODE jare

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 6" ...as we all come down from the plane, I just notice say the tag wey dey my neck carry code DR-235-HX, I con use eye look around as my instinct tell me say na plate number. I survey every where na so I see where them park convoys and ee reach 10. Based on suji*sabi* levels, the tag carry one small note 'infiltrate one of the driver....room25.'. I just waka enter inside con dey look for the room. The place hard me sha but I still find am, I con think of how to enter inside I con keep body put for one side dey reason am. Na so one of the soldier con come out side from the room, me just jug follow am as if I wan call am, 'sir! sir! sir!', as he look back, I con dive am enter one side, before him get him self, I done use one wood plank him head, he con sleep go. I search him body collect everything wey I need from am, me con pick him face cap wey dey ground as I waka go the room back... ****************** We them soldiers come match go where the convoys dey, as we stand attention, two to one convoy, na so all those our politicians con dey waka come with their big belle wey them use take loot our money, I no forget say na that convoy wey get that plate number na him I stand gidigba put. Na so I site my oga as ee dey follow another politician come, he just reach my side na so I salute am, con open door for am. We just drive enter Aso Rock, chia ago ne ku! *money dey talk*, I won vex die as my phone no dey my hand so I fit snap better picture, here done reach for me to come do *excurtion*, wey fit make me loss and I no go, go house again. When we drop dem, the politicians con bless us with money, we con park, go rest. When we dey where dem lodge us, after the many chop chop and sweet mouth *miccelleneous*. Our captain con come, see total silence, he just say " there have been change of plans, we now initialize plan B, if trouble comes plan C will be standby and remember no mistakes". Na so we all just shout "Yes Sir!!" ****************** This one na pure wickedness oo, I dey hungry seriously, and all the soldiers just dey do like say nothing dey happen, some just dey play gbogbo*gamble, I be won join but I no get who go sponsor me. Na so I waka check the fridge na so I see some oyibo food for there I just lock up....Around that 06:23pm for evening, na eem we con dey drive the politicians them back to the airport. Na just four convoy follow us go back and na two politician dey my side and na my oga with him fellow politician join with another soldier wey sit down for my side, na me dey drive. Money good oh, see the way our siren dey block ear as if na ambulance wey carry load, the road clear, but I try dey vigilant if anything go happen, as AC dey blom me reach lap. The ear piece wey dey my ear con talk say "take formation and execute in 5_4_3_2_1_0...." ****************** The ear piece wey dem my ear go talk say "take formation and execute in 5_4_3_2_1_0" as the thing start to count, me con be like fresh cray fish wey just enter hot ororo*grandnut oil*, wey no know say eem go bend. I quickly notice say the soldier wey dey my side, dey use style take him gun wey dey for him boot. As the voice count reach "..._2_1_0", the soldier wey sit down next to me as I dey drive just point the gun for my oga front, before him shoot, me just pick my own gun dash am bullet for head. My oga con shock and the other politician con dey shake like earth worn wey dem pure salt for body. As I look my side mirror, na eem I see say, out of the four convoy wey dey drive go back to airport, me dey drive the second one, na so the last convoy con slow down, as the convoy take turn back con follow another road. As my mind enter front, na eem from no where person launch missile for the convoy wey dey my front, me just quickly match break con cut hand go the other side... ****************** The staring hard me take control, as I take use the convoy knack that one wey dem lunch missile for, na so the convoy knack go one conner. I no know where the people wey dey after us con dey... As me don already turn of my convoy, I just push that soldier wey just die go out side, the other convoy wey be dey my back con drive pass me and nothing happen to am, my mind just read say na confirm set up be this. I con raise the sit up, na so guns full there, I give the two politician hand gun and make them follow my lead, I con couple-up my own "Designated Marksman Rifle" (DMR), the gun dey reach long range, as I park bullet put for body. Me never enter war before but I need to fight for my life as I take pray. ****************** ...Everywhere dey silent as we park put for the other side of the road, before I fit say jack not even robinson. Na so bullet spray put for our convoy as if we go do pimp my ride, we just use sense come down, I wan regret while this other politician con dey do like bolo*baby* as he no gree come down na so ee manage come down, as he take carry ground sit down. Anything wey they pia na winch, na so I see those people no even where uniform, say na normal underground boys them be and na person hire them. Na me be Big T for this war ground, if I wan fall, una must fall with me or else them no go see draw, na so I look my oga as he old him gun take position like say him won fight war and he ready for am well. Me just point my gun well as I shoot the first one from where him dey, I bend down back con watch where the next one self dey, I just stone am bullet too for body, the other one loose guard him leg, me just shoot am as he bend take shout, I give am finishing. The people just many like ant dey shoot us, the car don already collect overload for body, na eem the other politician manage stand, so him too go fit enter bullet na so the shoot am for.... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 7

Biq T dis is not the time for you to die oooo....u've still qot Seyi and ya kids to take care of so jex put in ya best....next plz.

hmmm, vandamme

Hmmmm........ Ope na 4 hand dem shoot am oooo, make em no dy sha

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 7" ...na so them shoot am for hand, as I notice, me just stone am bullet too. All those men done dey come close to where we dey, the politician wey dem just shoot, con dey shout "owo mi..wo ti yin ibun so wo mi* my hand, dem don shoot my hand*". Me con bend down take helep stay well so that the pain no go too much, me just picture how my oga at the top take shoot confirm head shot, na so he smile. Me just change my bullet as I take squat down near the car, as I remember that that time wey me and the COLD KNIFGHTS clash, no be small thing ooo, who no go no know, na the matter be that but my yoruba love they miss for her oo and my Moonlight and Sunshine, na so bullet fly pass my side... ****************** Me just get my self, as I position well look from were the bullets dem come out, na from one the other side wey the bullets dey pump come, as them hide near tree. I manage catch three with my bullet as my oga at the top manage soot one for leg, me con clear the work. The thing con be like say dem done die finish or nobody dey dere again, I con tear something take tie the other politician for hand, as himself done dey feel dizzy too, me just won help am stand up as my oga old am for the other side. The motor wey I wan carry am put self, na only God no whether ee go work, as I use one hand take open the door, the motor get as ee be, at all, at all na winch, sake of say no motor pass the road. As we won enter the motor, na so we just hear "drop all your weapons", cold just enter my body once. Na so my oga drop him gun for ground, as me self follow drop my own... ****************** The park their motor for front, no wonder we no even notice them, them be three men, but the one wey be like their oga, get all those typical yoruba tribal mark for face, na small thing remain, I be one ask whether na him papa draw am for am or wetin happen. As we three, me, my oga and the other politician con dey waka go were the motor dey, like people wey EFCC catch. We don near the motor as th oga receive call..."Yes sir, yes sir, I got them, should I eliminate them or bring them to you....got that sir..thank you sir", as he dey make the call I notice say him men done dey loose guard, as them use all the sense wey them get, take they listen, me just yarn my oga small for hear say make him no move oooh and make him cover me, na so I just bend down.... ****************** Na so I just bend down fast fast take remove two dagger from my boot at once, me just use the dagger take stab their oga for leg, con draw am like map reach belle as he dey shout, the other two done won shoot me but them waste time, take shoot, as me comot the oga gun from him holster, na so I dive go one side, me con clear the work as I shoot one for head and the other one for him chest. Na better luck we jam as motor wey we go use take move don ready, my oga don carry the other politician for shoulder, enter motor as he dey wait for me. I go browse those people body, whether I fit see any infomate wey go help me, them just empty, but na the phone dey available, me con collect. Me con dey gallivant*walk* as my work done finish for there, so I fit drive go better place, as I open the door, my oga still stand dey wait for me as him ask me wetin I see for their body, na so me yarn am say "na only.......person just shoot me for back, I just fall enter the motor, my oga just follow up who shoot me with him own gun. Everywhere just white as the bullet enter my body, I blood just thick as if na condense milk, my body don dey soak but my eyes still open as my oga manage carry me enter the back seat too. Na so ee take drive us go... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 8

WTF!!! Plz nothinq should happen to yot Biq T oooo

I pray u survive dis o unless ur Yoruba love go die ni o

he will surely survive

Survive o

If he no survive he no go write the story

Big T yoyo i jst the Gbadun u like no tomoro ooo...... me jst pray say ntin go happen to u ooo......

Actors no dey die now

Hummmm

make una no die ooooo

Big T if u die i wil kill u LolX

Big T hope notin bad happen 2 u oh!

Big t abeg ooo no die ooo

i no say u no die cos if to say u die u no go de yan dis tori so.

Diz one just be like 9ja flim trick.... . . Big ups BIG t

Hahahahahahahha..... Person wey shoot u 4 bak, dy wicked oooo

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 8" The matter hard to tell oh, ee be like say them carry me go T. B. Joshua church for special deliverance. My body return to normal, if no be God, Big T for don puff trowey like fowl wey motor jamb. The bullet wey dem shoot me for back, take me close to 2 months tey heal up... The day wen I open my eyes for hospital bed, na my yoruba love I first see as she take shout 'doctor...doctor...his awake', na so the doctor and some kind nurse wey bam well, rush con chop me injection and things wey I no know. Later my mouth manage move, as I take ask my yoruba love wetin happen wey make me dey hospital bed. She just smile con tell me say "you sustained injuries and a bullet wound, at first you were admitted in Faith hospital, at first, they did their best before you were then transfered to Lagos State University Teaching Hospital". Two days later them discharged from the hospital make I still dey collect small medication too, as them yarn me say I need to go they gym too, so I fit get my body back, with God all those one done turn gone are the days... ****************** "Daddy wake up" as Moonlight dey yarn, the sleep don enter my eye, na dat early morning sleep na eem they sweet pass, especially when you get something to do. As I open one eyes, na Moonlight dey beside me, I con ask wat about your brother, na so she talk say "he just took his bath, I want you to join us for breakfast and also take us to school today". Her smile na one million and she don talk finish, we no dey hear word again for house as she turn our mouth piece. Me con go bath as I wear my cloth go join dem for dinning table, my yoruba love self done dey dere, dey wait for me. Na better bread, tea and egg source wey we chop. Me con enter room go pick my car key, where my yoruba love con remind me say she don see better gym, wey I go dey run my exercise and he no far from our house. Me drive the children reach their school, na eem we con go the gym center go register. ****************** After the normal matter arising for house, me just kit up like Johnny Walker wey won do advert, my body dey do me one kind and na that gym go set am for me as doctor talk. Na so I just stunch come out from my house con jog* reach the gym centre. Na so I collect water, take quench my thirst, as I meet my instructor. After like two hours wey I don run the stuff finish, na so I come out side, before I jam I.K. Store say he don open, me and my guy yarn well, as my eyes just stamp put for that company wey I.K. Tell me say dem dey do drugs, my mind just dey do me say make I enter dere go survey, how mata take be for there. Me never gather mind, na so I leave matter for materias.... ****************** The day is bright, is bright and fair, oh oh happy day, as my mind just dey relax dat morning, my body done free me, like Terry G free Madness...normal tin be say my wife don go work and my king and queen them too. Na so my phone ring...the person wey dey call me na Jane...that babe wey I jam for party...she just dey follow me up like tse-tse fly. "Hello, how you dey na" as I take pick the call, "am not fine" as she take relate with me, me con say "na wetin con dey sup you na...". "You just ignored me, your contact was not going through" as she vex tell me. "Make you no para for me, you know me na married man ooo, and plenty tins dey my head too" me con tell her. "Ok I know dat but ain't we friends, well how are you doing" as she yarn me. "Me I dey like dele, bam pass turkey wey dey dem embalm, na where you dey na" as I ask her. " Am a pharmacist and am heading for work now, and do take care of your self" as she answer me. "Na small tin be that ooo" na so we take end the call. ****************** Me still done ready for my gym as usual, this time na cheating I do as my yoruba love drop me for there, me no con jog come. Na so I work out finish, my body don dey grow six pack, as I dey sweat like fowl wey just update him status for Christmas day....the thing wey dey border me since na to enter that company, I con dress well as I keep my tins for the gym centre. As I look the company...I just see the name Vickson Aniem Drugs, the place no too big but the security plenty like sardine, I just gather mind enter. As I dey explore round the company dey find wetin I no suppose see, everywhere just too clean. Me one con turn back wen I sight one door...'AUTHORISED PERSONNELS ONLY"...the door dey use card, I just dey one side dey watch, like 15 minutes later, one doctor...whether na even doctor self, as he wear lab coat, I just follow up on am as ee dey hot, he con pass one side. Me just quick hold am for neck, take draw am go one conner, I just tie the doctor up con wear him uniform, con still take him card and one flash drive wey dey him pocket. Me con storm inside, low and behold na cocaine dey run for there, and that one no too touch me, I see as them they build one kind of concorsion, whether na native medicine dem dey do na only God know. I just still stand like dunddy dey look cinema, me con hear "Put your hands were I can see them or I shoot to kill" as two gun dey point to my head. DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 9

Ride on jor i dey gbadun ur police story

Big T from One problem to anoda........... Today nah Today u go chop ur fada be dat..........Oya Collect am

I shoot ONCE n i don't MISS.... ..,.... #GHOST MODE

Big T u like 2 dey look 4 whala

Big T big T,,,, i reserve my comment

Biq T.... Biq Froblem.

Make una no vex ooo....I go update una tomorrow....make I give una expo....new person won join the story.....if you read season one,,,,then you go sabi the person

Hmmmm new person?we dae wait sha

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 9" I just stand still like wen dunddy dey look cinema, me con hear "Put your hands were I can see them or I shoot to kill" as two gun dey point to my head. Na so I just stand attention like frozen chicken wey raise hand up dey do parade, na big time f*ck up be this, as them waka near me make them search me na so I hear "drop your weapons, his with me". My mind con sweet me like as if Baba Jesus come save me. Na who con be this. Me just turn back see Jane, I just cool like fish wey dem throw put for water, she just make sense for her lab coat, as she hold my hand waka go one conner. "What in the world were you looking for here, don't you know the repercussions of your action, I bet you need to be very wary now" as Jane dey yarn. We talk small, as we take waka go outside.... ****************** Me come reach house, nobody dey, I first go pour water for body, as I dey happy say them no arrest me. I bring my laptop come out, ee don even tey wen I touch am, as I sit down, they press am like yahoo boy wey no get modem. I carry the flash drive put inside the system, the thing waste time take read. Me con open am, ee just be like say na application dey dere. 'Project Zakius' me con click am the thing open as ee talk say make I put the password. The thing con red for me, I no sabi this one oo, na then I just remember Ufousky wey be computer guru. The guy don do me better ooo, but he no con dey obodo naija again, as I look the system, na so I sight *password trail is twice or Auto Self Destruct*. Me just shut down the system as I go wash my hand con keep am. ****************** My phone ring and I no know the number, na so I pick am "Hello, na who dey yarn". "Its me Hon. Osusu" as my oga dey yarn. "I loyal oo, wetin dey na" as me take ask am. "I got a parcel for you, it contains all the info you need about the last mission you carried out, I stayed aloof, in order to fish out who's behind the attack, I would keep you updated on things you need to know afterward and bye for now" as my oga talk finish, me tell am say I don hear. Ee no even waste time person knock, con give me the parcel. I check am the things wey I need dey dere, as I join am with the flash con keep am for somewhere. ****************** Na cooking things, as na only me dey house, my yoruba love don call me say she no go quick come house on time oo and the Moonlight and Sunshine dey with her. The thing wey I dey cook na black plantain, egg sauce and mixed fruit juice. As the food dey done, na eem them they reach house. We enjoy the meal as my Sunshine and Moonlight yarn me say them won go grandpa place for holiday. Before we sleep I relate my yoruba love wetin they sup about the thing wey do me for that place and wetin my oga talk as we take sleep. ****************** Everything follow the same status qou as my yorube love carry my King and Queen go her work, her MYL SEYI clothing line done already dey boom. My own dat morning na gym, my body don dey dey alright as my six pack done swell up pass Iyanya own. Me don ready to they jog go the place, na so my mind just tell me say gun, but the thing na 50:50, police no suppose see me with am. As I check were I keep one, bullet no many inside, I just carry silencer put am. Me con waka go jog, nothing happen as I reach there, I run my stuff, con sweat like Christmas goat, me con go bath, as I dey waka come, I just notice say some kind people dey follow me for back, I lock up, if I caught go left dem go follow and wetin I notice say na when I pass that company wey gbege won shele, na eem them start to they follow me. I just dey waka fast as I start my race, see run, ee done tey wen I run like this, na so them still start their run as some carry motor dey pursue me, my cup don full today, ee be like say na me be the only don wey just like whala. I throw leg enter one koro*conner* con set my gun well, me con move jump one small fence, con bend down for the back, na so one mumu jump pass, I just shoot am for back. One still one jump come wen, ee notice where I dey na so ee take shoot, but as a sharp guy I don role commot con run. ****************** The one's wey carry motor just cut come my front as I divert my leg go one side, con use sense shoot one for belle, as I go miss my leg fall near motor wey dem park. My bullet done finish, na two men just know say I dey the back of motor, my leg dey pain me.....As I bend down near the motor, my bullet done finish and na two men I done fall. Me know say I never ready to die...as I still dey think na so two men face me as I hear them cock their gun...me just close eyes like fowl wey survive enter 25th of december maybe ram wey jam Ileya...na so I hear two confirm sound of gun POW! POW!...I see say dem done puff throw wey, but na who con be dat....I just open mouth as I sight 'Small T' wey carry gun... DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 10

Like father like son..... I sense say na him pikin

Oya now dix no be police story again im done turn crime story

i kn say u no fit die cos actor no dey die for film bt na who be dis small T sef.

Na father like son (iru iro nborun)

wo could that be..... haba ur children dem too small nah

Xo sunshine don de cary gun abi

ADVENTURES OF BIG T *THE RETURN* (by OSUSU TALKS) "EPISODE 10" I just open mouth as I sight 'Small T' wey carry gun. Cold enter my body, na small thing remain make I pour sand for him body whether him go disappear like ghost. Me still dey ground dey look am, as he waka come stretch hand give me, "brother, I told you I would find you, or na ground wey you sit down you wan turn your throne" as Small T dey yarn. Small T na my twin brother, the story long ooo, back then wen we still dey run matter for 'Sector Seven', na one secret service, were we take learn all these Jackie Chan things, before them come destroy am, Small T na sharp guy, na becos of am we two still dey alive today. Sake of say him done dey notice wetin one happen, after the termination of Sector Seven, na eem we take seperate. I done find am tire, he con be like say he done puff throwey. At all at all na winch as I stand up, con hug like super glue as I tell am say "no ever waka leave me again". As we smile they waka go house. ****************************************************** As we reach house na so I break the news give my yoruba love say I done see my brother oo. As them come back, my wife and my pikin dem come. As all of us con join head together, take drink, chop and enjoy. The flexing no be here, that night. Sunshine and Moonlight dey travel in the morning, na so I me and my yoruba love drive my Sunshine and Moonlight go their grandma and grandpa side. The sweet mouth wey we pack don reach take exchange that fish Jesus us take feed people for bible. Small T tell me say him get one person wey he won go see but him go come back. My people welcome me and my fanily well, as we reach there, nothing much before we go back, but big oyinbo wey I fit use take describe the Amala and Ewedu wey I chop na "its remarkable", the be like wey person drink fresh palm wine wey dem just tap. "Dad, am certain you would come to check on us, every weekend" as Sunshine ask me, 'na so joor, as far una head dey ground, do wetin grandpa and grandma. Ask una to do, I go come' as i take answer am con drive go back. ****************************************************** We flex the food well, the dinning resemble all those Chinese own, wey small plate the full their table but this one na different combination dey my front. If no be small tin wey remain I for fat dat moment as I chop finish. As I dey drop spoon na so I notice say yawa don gas, me look my yoruba love, as she take give me sign. Say she understand. Me con lock up, as I sight one person wey open door. Na so I chook hand put under the dinning table, commot my new ochara twin gun. Me no waste time take dash the man two bullet for body. My yoruba love no dey dull, she done push the table fall take do guide, me con watch the room well, na so tear gas roll enter were we dey. "Baby we will make it and am waiting for you at the extracting spot" na so my yoruba love take relate to me, she con top am up with good bye kiss. My head ring bell because of the kiss, na so she cary gun follow one back door. ****************************************************** ...My eyes done dey drop water, sake of say the tear gas wey dey the room. As I bang the door open na so two big men burst enter, the next thing wey follow up na better blow, see falling hand this people no know their mate or I look like Bash Ali, the punches be like. Wetin bank dey use take punch hole for fake money. My body don reach ground as I take struggle stand up. Me ready my self like person wey won fight gidigbo. Na so I be like person wey dey que for ATM as them usher me better beating, my body just dey receive free blow as one carry plank knack me, I just fall go back of my confirm chair wey I dey sit down watch football. Me eyes don already dey read statistics as I sight my condo olopa *batting stick*, I hold am well. "Aint you gonna stand up and fight like a man....hahahahaha.... I bet your not even a man" na so one of the men yarn. I just swing my kondo olopa as I catch the one wey just talk finish for mouth, all him just dey fly for air as if we dey party we them spray money, I no stop as me boot am wey he con fall pass window. The second one think say na play wen I panel beat am with the condo olopa. ****************************************************** ...My mind come down as I enter lift con dey sing 'have pack my bags, am leaving town, bought one way ticket, I ain't coming back *Timi Dakolo Wish me well.....40...41...42...43. As I come out, chia see bad luck, see as people full there, I even think say na normal friends them for we compound, I just hala them...una migwor oh *i kneel down greet una ooh*...na em one carry knife run con stab me, before em chook me, I bend him hand, con still give am upper cut. As all of them con dey shout "haaaaaaa!" As if na "Kunfu Hustle" we dey act. Omo boy see as just dey flaunt stlye as if I train with Jet Lee. Na so one shoot me, before the gun reach me, I just do slow motion bend head as the bullet touch another person, me just give one blow for head as my leg still dey perform Micheal Jackson for two body, as I dey reach ground, na my fist follow, as borrow one for head. Their father, una go suffer, warri! warri!...me just dive one as he shoot me, collect him gun, con still use take dash am for body. As I look back na two dey run come, as I shoot bullet finish. Na so dem smile near me as them won shoot I just tell dem make dem wait first. Abeg I won say my last prayer before I go die but na selfie I go like take ooh. Dem agree as I chook hand for pocket bring my Iphone 6 stand near dem, as dem self con pose. As the light flash na so the phone upload am...before dem remember, I don jam their head together. Pick their gun as I waste them. ****************************************************** I just climb reach roof go look for my yoruba love, I no dey see her as people dey bang the door wey lead to the roof. As the door burst open, na so I see my yoruba love for helicopter. "Olowo Ori mi di okun yi mu *my husband grab the rope*" Seyi dey yarn. I just run as if I dey do 100 meter race con jump grab the rope, those people wey dey back of door con shoot gun as me con dey shout 'you can not catch me *dose small pikin song*'. DONT TOUCH DAT DIAL STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 11

Big T you get mouth .

Confirm big t

Lol... Big T james bond