It was back in the days when I was a shameless philanderer. Good times. Life was so simple back then I had this female friend who schooled here in Lagos but lived in PH. Proper ajebo babe. Creamy and yellow Transformer in the area she was staying had issues and she complained that heat was killing her. Her gem carried only fan, not AC. *Gen. Anyway, she swore she was dying because in her father's house, they don't sleep without AC. So fan alone was not doing her I saw this as the perfect opportunity. Invited her to spend the night at mine. Constant light plus steady AC. I even bought a little liquor She shows up and it almost immediately starts raining. She's ecstatic. She sets my AC to the coldest. I was ready After an hour or so of watching movies with rain + AC, cold start to enter my body. I pulled out blankets. E no do 30 minutes later, it was full on hypothermia. I pulled out the liquor and we started drinking. Made no difference. I was still shivering
