Akpors’ dad told him that this was the last JAMB that he was going to have him registered for, because he had sat for the last 7 without any meaningful result. Akpors got to the venue of the exam and sat beside a very beautiful girl, who was also a ‘mercenary’ within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she told Akpors “don’t worry, we’ll use them together”. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave Akpors to copy. As a sharp Warri boy, it took Akpors only 15 minutes to copy. After they both submitted and went outside, they started gisting and Akpors said “Thank you very much, please what is your name sef”? She replied, Lilian! Akpors said, “Nice name, i’m Akpors”. She said “Cool,so Akpors why do you want to study Medicine”? Akpors replied, “No o,it’s Theatre Arts i want to study o”. She said, “Ha,but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o”. Akpors said, “My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English”. She said, “The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English”.
Akpors fainted!
