Akpors and his friend Ofego had some chores to do, but
they had been putting it off, due to laziness. One day they
decided to call a police station near them.
AKPORS: “Hello, Is this the Nigeria Police?”
A voice from the other end replied, “Yes. And asked, ”What
do you want?”
AKPORS: “I’m calling to report my neighbour Ofego. He is
hiding cocaine in his firewoods.”
POLICE: “This will be noted.
The next day, the police came to Ofego’s house. They
searched the shed where the firewoods were kept, cut every
piece of the firewoods into two, found no cocaine, and left.
Akpors called Ofego on the phone.
AKPORS: “Hello Ofego! Did the Police come?”
OFEGO: “Yes!” He replied.
AKPORS: “Did they cut your firewoods into two for you?”
OFEGO: “Yes they did.” He replied.
AKPORS: “Okay! Now it’s your turn to call the police. I want
my land to be cleared.”
