>>>THE DEAD SEA<<<
John and Akpos were arguing whose father was
stronger.
John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know
the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who
dug the hole for it"
Akpos not impressed said, "Do you know the
Dead Sea? It was my father who killed it!"
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>>>I'm A Prostitute<<<
One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and
secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest
with you" the woman says as he makes his
move."I'm a prostitute."
Akpos thinks about this for a bit and decides he's
ok with it. He agrees to pay her N5,000 and they
go at it.
After they finish, Akpos says, "Now I should be
honest too. I'm a taxi driver and its going to cost
you N5,000 to get back to town."
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>>>Marriage Court<<<
Akpos was charged to court for beating up his
wife.
JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR?
AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.
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>>>Plastic Surgery<<<
AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?
DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.
AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive.
Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?
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>>>Akpos' Sins<<<
Akpos enters a church and finds the priest.
"How may I help you son?" asks the priest.
"I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be
here but as I can see she's not around. Now that
I'm here, I would like to confess".
They go to the confession area, "forgive me father
for I have sinned."
"What are your sins my son?"
Akpos answers, "The other day, I went looking for
my wife at her home but she was not there. I
found her sister alone and I slept with her."
Oh, that is a sin, but at least you came to
confess"
"Then another day I went looking for her at her
aunt's place but she was not there, I found her
cousin alone, I slept with the cousin."
"You know that is wrong my son".
"Then the other day I went looking for her at her
working place. She was not there, I found her
colleague alone..."
The priest interrupts, "Let me guess, you slept
with her colleague?"
"Yes father". There was silence after that.
"Father? Father?" Still silent.
Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest
is no longer there. He looks for him and finds him
hiding. "Why are you hiding father?"
The priest replies, "I've just realized you came
looking for your wife and I'm the only one here."
