Akpos: Baby, i love you, please would u
marry
me?
Girl: (Stands up and gave him a stinging
slap on his face) I have waited more
than 15years, i have prayed, fasted, sowed
seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes,
even went on my way to be nice to Men
of marriageble age.
I took up new hobbies, watching football and
playstation.
I went to house on the rock, mfm, christ
embassy,living faith, redeemed and
presently
at winners looking everywhere 4 you.
I went from a size 16 to size 10, so that
when
you see me, you will love what you see..
I left lagos to abuja, then i left to
portharcourt, then i went all d way to kano and back
to
Lagos.
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook,
from
facebook to twitter, i even had a blog on which I
rented, hoping you will show up.
I uploaded only my best pictures on
facebook,
infact i took photo sessions to look my
best. I attended all the weddings, whether the
invitation was direct or indirect
The next place i was hoping to check
was the
moon, before you crawled out from the
house directly to mine.
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour i said hello to every
morning.
Were you trying my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless.
What were you waiting for?
What sign were you looking for?
Do u want to kill me before you reveal
yourself?
Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees
and
put d ring on my finger.
Akpos: (Shouted) April fool !!
If you were the girl, what would you do
to him?
