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Akpos and the cannibals

Akpos and the cannibals

By pheranmmie041 in 15 Apr 2016 | 06:32
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Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals.The king of d cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a test. The 1st step was 2 go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The 3 men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king..I brought 10 apples, the king explained the trial to him, you have to snif the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When d king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy, 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 nd on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, akpos why did you laugh?you almost got away with the trialâ. Akpos replied.I couldnt help it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with pine apples
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