Evangelist: “How many cigars do you smoke a
day?”
Akpos: “About fifteen.”
Evangelist: “What do they cost you?”
Akpos: “ten naira a piece.”
Evangelist: “My, that’s 150 naira a day. How long
have you been smoking?”
Akpos: “forty years.”
Evangelist: “Two 150 a day for forty years is a lot
of money.”
Akpos: “Yes, it is.”
Evangelist: “Do you see that office building on the
corner?”
Akpos:“Yes.”
Evangelist: “If you had never smoked in your life
you might own that fine building.”
Akpos: “Really?, Ok Do you smoke?”
Evangelist: “No, never did.”
Akpos: “Do you own that building?”
Evangelist: “No.”
Akpos: "Then leave me alone"
