Akpos and his wife were travelling to Italy by air. After they settled in the air,the pilot made an announcement.
Pilot- ladies and gentlemen we are sorry to announce that one of our engines has stopped working, while the remaining one is not functioning as required. Therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that every one should reconcile with God and settle every issue that need to be settled.
At that point, Akpos touched his wife and said,
Akpos- Honey, please forgive me. Your sister Simi who stays with us is my sex machine, we had several abortions. She has even planned to poison you on our return from Italy so that the both of us will be together. Please find a place in your heart to forgive me.
His wife responded,
Akpos wife- No problem dear, she continue since its a confession moment let me also confess, please you must also forgive me.
Akpos wife- Two of our children, John and Esther are not your biological children, your biological child is Victoria. The rest belongs to Kwame your best friend. Do you remember the day you were robbed ???
Akpos- yea, I remembered.
Akpos wife- I actually set you up with some gang who robbed you, because i needed the money to pay for my boyfriend Kingsley tuition fee. He got admission into oxford university in England, even now we are talking i have arranged for your death with an assassin on our return back from Italy. Akpos responded,
Akpos-No problem sweetie i have forgiving you!
Meanwhile, as the confession were going on, the pilot announced again,
Pilot-Ladies and gentlemen, you all must be powerful men and women of Faith because God has answered your prayers the two engines are perfectly OK and we are sure of safe landing.
At that point, Akpos stood up and shouted
Akpos- Pilot! Pilot!! This plane must crash or i will crash the plane.
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