Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel', He sat down and noticed four buttons on the wall "WW,WA,PP AND APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!........
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up! still loving it........
He pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh! feeling pamperd.......
He decided to press the last button APR...
Akpos later woke up and found himself inside a hospital....
A nurse came in and said "oh sir you are awake oh thank God
AKPOS: what happened and where are my......
NURSE:Yes sir, sorry sir, the APR button means "AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER" when the machine couldn't find pad on you it quickly went for your balls, your balls are in the basket over there.....lolz.
me i think na curiosity killed akpos dis tym abi na over sabi?
