AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.
KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.
AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?
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During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board...
"Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming inter house sport."
In Just 10 minutes, Akpos was done writing, hurriedly stood up and ran out of the class with his Test paper sheet.
2 hours later, he came back to the class sweating, looking relaxed and smiling.
The Teacher shouted, "Akpos! Come here, where went you? Why did you leave my class without permission and who permitted you to go out with your test Sheet?!"
Akpos replied, "As I was writing the letter, I quickly remembered my friend's mom planned to pay a visit today to my friend. So I rushed to give her the letter so she can help me deliver it to him."
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Akpos and his wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
Akpos put 'MYP*NIS'
The wife immediately fell on the floor laughing because of what she saw on the computer screen, "Error. Not long enough!"
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EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!
EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it
AKPOS: A car!
EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car? A Benz, A Peugeot or A Lexus?
AKPOS: I don't know that one oh!
EMEKA: You see! Anyway, second proof. If you see a ray of light on the road at night, what will you call it?
AKPOS: An okada (motorbike)!
EMEKA: Ehen! Which one? A Suzuki, A Yamaha or A Kawasaki?
AKPOS: Hahan! How I'm I suppose to know?
EMEKA: You see! I've shown you that you are a fool.
AKPOS: Na wa o! This your question self. Let me ask you my own question. If you see a woman on the roadside with miniskirt, big breast, red lips and a big ass, what will you call her?
EMEKA: A prostitute!
AKPOS: Ehen, but which one? Your mother, your sister or your daughter?
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