A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron
based on his performance while working for
Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell
and what are you looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus
medical and other benefits. Considering the
position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22
Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas
vacation and medicals.
Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum
salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas
medical treatment. A fully furnished house in
Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children,
2 houses to be built for you in any town of your
choice and in your village, annual overseas
vacation for you and your family fully-paid first
class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per
annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep all that
the company gives you if you put in just 3 years
of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement
exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Akpos said; Of course I am joking coz u started it first
