Three girls died and were brought to the gates of paradise.
Upon entering the gate, they were halted by "St. Akpos" and his obedient angel "St. Okon" and asked the girls.
"Before entering, you must answer this simple question".
"Which is....?" the three girls replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" He asked the first girl.
"Oh yes" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married".
"Very good" said St. Akpos. "St. Okon, give this girl the golden key".
"Have you been a good girl" he asked the second girl.
"Oh quite good" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married".
"Very good" said St. Akpos. "St. Okon, give this girl the silver key".
"Have you been a good girl??" he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not atall" she said. "I practically had $ex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, Anytime".
"Very good" said St. Akpos. "St. Okon, give this girl my room key"...
