I attended a friend birthday party with my
roommate Mike.
There was lots of drinks, so I was drinking and
dancing as if I had never seen drink before.
Thank God for the DJ who never give time for any
dull moment.
At a time, I didn't know myself again.
Few minute later, I turned to my right and saw
Mike sitting close to me.
I then turn to my left and saw a beautiful young
girl.
It was when I looked front that I noticed I was in
a bus going home.
“Thank God.” I said to myself.
Few min later, I became so pressed and needed
to ease myself.
And we still have much distance to cover.
I tried to hold it but along the line I couldn't bear
it again.
I shouted "Driver! I want to ease myself!"
Lucky enough, the driver stopped. I dropped and
stood by the road side to urinate.
I tried and tried but the urine refuses to come
out.
When I noticed I was taking too much time, I
pretended as if all is well and entered the bus
and the drive zoomed off.
After sometime again, it became worst. I thought
of begging the driver to stop again but I feel so
shy because of the girl by my side.
I wanted to share with Mike but he was sleeping.
I didn't know when I shouted "Driver! I want to
Peee o o o!!"
"You again?" the driver asked angrily.
I pleaded and pleaded until he stopped.
This time, I decided to squat down.
I tried and tried and tried. "For where"
As I was still trying, the driver shouted "Am
leaving you here o!"
I had no other option than to enter the bus.
At that moment, although I feel a bit ok but I told
myself that if it comes again, I will try inside the
bus.
Just as the driver zoomed off, it started again.
I observed that the girl beside me was watching
me.
I didn't send her, so I free myself a bit and for my
greatest surprise, the urine rushed out like pump
water.
After freeing myself from the bondage, I took a
big breath, before I could take another one, Mike
gave me a hot slap. I saw stars coming out from
my eyes.
He shouted "Guy wake up, you had pee all over
my bed"
