[b] My girlfriend called me on phone and she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have
been looking for how to prove more of my love
for
you, please Baby I want you to come to my
House for a lunch with your Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day you will be chanced,
I said okay and the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about it and they
all agreed to go with me, some suspended what
they would have gone to just to follow me to her house as demanded.
On the day, I and my friends were set to leave
and I called her baby
we are on our way to your house, and she
replied "please babe
i can't wait to see you guys" and we were very happy but unfortunately when we got to her
house,
I called her again to let her know that we are
close to
her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo, you know how we normally joke naa" ,
i got embarrassed but I
pretended, I ended the call.
I asked my friends to know if they heard my
conversation with her but they didn't,
so i told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us,
we left to the hotel and I ordered for their needs.
Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted:
WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just received
information now that Boko Haram are on their way to
this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my Friends knew
what happened because it would have been so
shameful to me.
... IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE..
Two week later, I called her, baby I just received
a
letter from my Village that I should come back
home for my
Chieftaincy title and they said I should not come without taking a wife, you know
you
are the only one I have so I want you to inform
your
parents and they should fix a date for our
introduction and it should be next week because we
need to leave for the village before this month
runs out.
She was so happy and
she informed her parents just as I ordered.
They started preparing and everything was in order. On the fixed date, I
was in the Office when my phone rang,
She was the one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied:
we are close to your house, she happily
said Okay. After a while she called back to know where I
was
again, Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you believed what
I told you?
Hehehehe I was only joking oooooh, You know how we use to joke na.
She started calling me names and said I am
wicked!
.
Please Am I wicked? [/b]
