Love At First Call by Osusu Talks.
It was getting dark and I got nothing to do after I downloaded 350mb of Mama Ekaite Afang soup and a Pepsi Longer Throat bottle, so I walked straight home. There was no light for me to watch movie, so I sat outside and took my phone to check and update my status on facebook and other social media too. As normal no friend request, after much while on whatsapp I noticed I was added to a group by one of my contact, I gave less attention to the group and continued my endless chat. Later that night, I viewed the chats of that group then, I sent my first message to the group, which 'good evening', few minutes later I got a reply from just one contact the we started chatting before I sent her a private message on her contact. It was really fun chatting with the contact that I got to know better, she said her name Precious but I can call her Pepelicious, but guy man no dey carry last, so I told her am Osusu and she can also call me Osusulicious, then she replied "lol, ur so funny". Indeed I was, but I viewed her profile picture, sure she was the definition of black beauty with her di hard body. Nepa restored light, so I had to plug my phone and put some other thing in placed before I resumed my chat, then I saw a message from her "please can you give me a call". I was like un top the world, then I dialed her number, her voice like one MTN customer care representative... We talked for long, almost an hour sharing mutual information about ourself. Before dawn, my message notification beeped twice, then I check it was from Pepelicious, as I read my heart dripped love oil. So, I called her, then she insisted that she could not wait to see my cute face, I was based in lagos and she stays in Asaba. Then I wondered the possibilities, she said that I should send her transport fare and she would come to my place of residence the next weekend. I was happy and all I did was good thoughts of it and how the meeting would be. Later that evening, I meet with a friend of mine, we talked bout good times before I told him about 'my love at first call", for a minute I felt remorse telling him about my Pepelicious, my only Peplicious. The feeling I had for her grew every second, had it been I tasted a meal from her, then I would derived that black magic is working my mind and which is not so. Every thing is natural, so I wonder why my friend mocked me, he said the so called Pepelicious is a dupe, that no Lady will fall so cheaply over calls and chat of two days and plan to see you the same week. Then I asked him for a way out...so he told me what to do. I asked Pepelicious to send me her account number so I can pay in the sum of 20,000 naira to her, she was over excited about it and which I did the next day. She called me to notify me she got the alert, that was on thursday. On friday, which I called her to know if she is on her journey to my place, then I was shocked with her response, "don't ever try this number again, mumu man, you dey find free food wey go kill you abi. In case you no understand you don 419. Then she dropped the call on me, for a second I did not gain consciousness despite I was still standing with my phone glued to my ear...
I took courage then I disclosed what happened to me and my Pepelicious, had how she blocked me on whatsapp and exited the group page also, with her contact switched off. He laughed and laughed and said "had it been it was not bulk sms of fake debit alert that I sent her, what would you have done... Please am wondering what I should do if Pepelicious gets to find out it was she that was fooled and calls me?
...Na me Osusu Talks write am, if I try abeg commend good worrk to move the ministry....
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