AMERICAN POLICE
In America, A lady reported a rape case
between
her and her
boyfriend to the police...
.
Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my
Boyfriend
raped me seriously.
.
Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that,
we
are gonna take this matter serious, its
against the law here.....
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NIGERIAN POLICEMEN
A lady reported a rape case between her
and her
boyfriend...
.
Lady: Officer my boyfriend rape
me ooo, i don die today ooo!
.
Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em....
Sargent
Okoro, abeg bring statement make she
write
everything
wey happen.
.....
.....
Ehen, wetin happen?
.
Lady: I went to see this my boyfriend and he
seriously raped me, and....
.
Policeman: Calm down, calm down, write am
down!
.
The lady writes it....
.
Policeman: Around what time?
.
Lady: Eh, we first went to the club, we drank,
we
ate, we danced, so after the club we now
went
to his place...
.
Policeman: Around when?
.
Lady: 3am
.
Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am?
U go him house?
Oya write am.
.
The lady writes it down......
.
Lady: Officer i was in his house and....
.
Policeman: You go your own house?
.
Lady: No
.
Policeman: Oh, you go him house?
.
Lady: Yes
.
Policeman: Put am for paper.
.
The lady writes it.....
.
Policeman: So as you reach em house wetin
come happen?
.
Lady: Eh, as we went to his house, i removed
my
clothes and went to shower....
.
Policeman: Oh, u baff? You baff for man
house?
You remove your cloth for him bedroom?
.
Lady: Yes!
.
Policeman: Write am down!
.
Lady writes it.....
.
Policeman: Ehen, wen you baff finish, wetin
come happen?
.
Lady: Eh, when i baff finish, i lie down for
him
bed.
.
Policeman: Ehen? Oh for him guest room?
.
Lady: No officer, in his bedroom off course.
.
Policeman: Oh, in his room?
Wetin u wear?
.
Lady: His t-shirt.
.
Policeman: Oh, u wear him shirt?
U wear pant?
.
Lady: Pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt
.
Policeman: (shouts) Shineke, you nor wear
pant?
For man house?
You wicked,
write am down!!!
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To be Continued... "Una too like tafia sef".
Lol
I love Nigerian Police.
Don't you?
:)
