There's nothing remotely manly about pursuing everything soft and jiggly that crosses your sight.
Jokes apart, maybe we should quit excusing this Billy goat tendencies and normalizing ruminant behaviours as a straight man's ways.
When did it become an ability to take pride in?
Unfortunately, I sat with one of those give-it-to-me 'men' today and i felt ashamed of my gender the whole time.
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That a middle aged man - annoyingly sloven in appearance, would leave his business and corner a girl who's 3 times his junior is enough embarrassment in itself.
But babbling about his life and reeling off so many cock-and-bull stories to an uninformed campus fresher, whom from a close distance I found to be intellectually fucked, and descending so low as to explore the frivolities of a girl barely 22 just to get her phone number, is the mother of all shames.
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And how is this common low-level man behaviour enabled? When she falls for his scheme and a bunch of people sitting around are jubilant with remarks such as:
"Sharp guy!"
"Men and their sense ehn... They can do anything for the ******"
"O nwoke ka obu!" (He's what a man should be).
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I don't get this ungovernable sex drive that makes most men lose their faculties out there when it concerns the softer sex - regardless of how deficient it makes them look.
Science hasn't posited that a man's nutsack and brains are interchangeable. And if i'm not mistaken, one was naturally designed to supervise the one down there. Yes men have needs - those urges come strong sometimes, but, like everytime? anywhere? any day? everything?
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I've once argued this subject with a friend and he stuck to his guns, maintaining that a wandering penis means virility. And that men who are not problematic with their penises are weak men.
Honestly I stopped seeing that brother the same way ever since he validated his own mental illness.
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Dear men, do not flaw your gender in a bid to be more man than you are.
Your penis is not a wind vane that points you in all directions.
Find your willpower and use it to restrain yourself from being the uncoordinated, impulsive human you've groomed yourself to be.
Learn how to woo ladies with your head kept high and stop grovelling before them like a deprived child begging for Tom Tom. Stop it. It's very tacky and subservient.
Chivalry still remains the hallmark of a cultured man, and you don't violently hustle women if you think yourself whole!
You were not conditioned to lose your self-respect over a vagina, so if a piece of soft pink flesh diminishes your worth, tell me how you're still a full fledged man?
Get a grip on yourself, brother.
But if you think otherwise, I put it to you, Sir John Thomas, you're an irresponsible mkpi.
