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Application to marry my daughter(joke)

Application to marry my daughter(joke)

By Adolf in 18 Aug 2015 | 03:05
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APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't
look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father-in-law and mother-in-
law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer?
__________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
__________________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/
No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?__________
______________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_______________
__________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?____
_______
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
_________
3. When can I interview your mum?___________
________
4. When can I interview your congregation
Elders?______________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
which will be put in the newspaper to check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in a year's
time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting...
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________
BEST WISHES.....
18 Aug 2015 | 03:05
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Dis man dae STRAF im dauta codedly jor.. Wen im wan marry dem give am dis NONSENSE?.?.?
18 Aug 2015 | 04:43
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