Wen u call ur father and say:
You: Dad, our new vice chancellor said we should pay Fees dis semester, i dont know why.
Dad: In second semester!??
You: Yes sir, the man is a thief.
Dad: How much?
You: #26,400 sir
Dad: Ok, i will wire the money to ur account.
After seeing the alert, u text dad.
'Thanks Dad'
After 10mins u text him again.
'April Fool'.
Wen u go to ur dad's shop and tell him:
You: Good afternoon dad, mom said u should giv her #15,000 to go to the market.
Dad: Today is Thursday na, she only goes on Saturdays.
You: She wants to purchase some things, plz hurry up dad i have afternoon lectures.
Dad: Shut up my friend! U tink i manufacture money here??
He goes in and came back with a heavy envelope.
Oya take, give it to her nonsense!!
You: Collected it (Very happy in ur mind), walked a few yards, opened it and found folded papers in it. One read 'April Fool, Son'
Wen ur mom catch u red-handed stealing meat from the pot of soup. Then u say: 'April Fool'.
SEE BEATING EH....
Wen u finally toast ur long time crush and she says 'NO' without thinking. Then u say 'April fool'
Wen u call ur bae:
You: Gladys i dont want u nomore, its over bw us.
Gladys: Thankgod o, bye.
You: Baby! Its April fool o...
"helloo" "Elo bae" "hello" "hellooo" Ahhh aye mi o.
You and ur bae on whatsapp
You: hi dear 7:03pm (gray marks)
You: baby?? 7:09pm (gray marks)
You: Ar u ther? just cum over 2moa by 1:00pm, i got d iphone6 i promised u 7:21pm(blue marks)
Bae: Really baby??? *blushing*
You: April fool!!
