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AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH

AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH

By Wisdom in 24 Oct 2017 | 11:06
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It's very bad.

I was sleeping in the church last Sunday and the usher woke me up...
Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... "Please stand up"
I stood up without knowing the reason and the people were clapping for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. ...
*PASTOR*:- "Thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another one million naira for our church project ?"
*I Fainted*...hahaha... Abeg don't laugh at me ooo
Make una start to make donations for me oo, its God work nd God loves a cheerful giver lols

From my face u can see traces of sleep, chaiiii
24 Oct 2017 | 11:06
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LMAO....I Will Give You #100
24 Oct 2017 | 11:10
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This one week me o!!!, kikikikiki
24 Oct 2017 | 11:11
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HAHAHA...... JEEZ!
24 Oct 2017 | 11:15
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Very good, pls try nd pay up so dat next time u will nt sleep in church again.
24 Oct 2017 | 11:40
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Lol.
24 Oct 2017 | 11:50
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it is unavoidable
24 Oct 2017 | 12:02
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It was your village people that whispered into ear to stand up[img]https://z-p3-static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/fd0/1/16/1f602.png[/img]
24 Oct 2017 | 12:03
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U for just do as if u wan go piss..
24 Oct 2017 | 12:29
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Hahaha your village people.....
24 Oct 2017 | 12:31
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Jonah
24 Oct 2017 | 12:50
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And you must pay. o
24 Oct 2017 | 12:53
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Send your account number to me
24 Oct 2017 | 13:08
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Hahaha.
24 Oct 2017 | 14:44
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Just tell the pastor that you stood up by mistake.
24 Oct 2017 | 14:46
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Its our work oo
24 Oct 2017 | 15:09
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Kikikikiki
24 Oct 2017 | 15:35
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i won't
24 Oct 2017 | 15:47
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lolz
24 Oct 2017 | 15:58
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Lolz
24 Oct 2017 | 21:14
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Hahahahaha oya shift make i faint small
25 Oct 2017 | 02:43
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atleast i shuld be able to afford #5 though i will collect change of #250 LOL
25 Oct 2017 | 08:24
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