A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house
for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks to her nervousness and the beans with
boiled potatoes. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a neat
fart (mess).
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
the puff. Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over
at the dog that had been snoozing at the
woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice,
"Bingo!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big
smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to
feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer
fart. The father again looked at the dog and
yelled, "Dammit Bingo!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another
one rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivalled a pepper grinding
machine! Once again, the father looked at the dog
with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Bingo, get away
from her before she SHITS ON YOU!"
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>>>My Gas<<<
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I
suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass
gas. The music was really, really loud, so I
timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody
was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was
listening to the music on my Samsung phone
with an ear-piece.
