WHO LIE PASS.
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GUY: BABE WHAT PHONE IS THIS
GIRL: WELL IS THE NEW BOLD20
GUY: BOLD20 DEY?
GIRL: YES
GUY: HOW MUCH?
GIRL: BOUGHT IT N300K
GUY: WTF WHAT CAN IT DO
GIRL: IT DOESNT GO OFF...IT HAS NO
BATTERY...IT DOESNT NEED A SIM CARD TO BROWSE..IT CHARGES THROUGH SOLAR... WHICH PHONE DO U USE
GUY: (I CANT FALL MY HANDS SO I HAD TO LIE TOO) WELL I'M USING... SAMSUNGGALAXY AIT STV NOKIA APPLES WINDOWS IPHONE30
GIRL: WAT WHICH CAN FONE B DAT?...HOW MUCH?
GUY: JUST 500K
GIRL: BABE ARE U SERIOUS?
WHAT CAN IT DO?
GUY: HMMM...IT CAN DO ALOT OF THE PHONE BROWSES ON ITS OWN IT HAS FRIDGE..BEDROOMAND PARLOUR
INSIDE...NO NEED 4 CHARGING...THE ONE I LOVE MOST IS DAT..IT HELPS ME DO ALL D HOUSE CHORES AND IF AM IN D PARLOUR WATCHING A MOVIE AND D PHONE IS IN MY BEDROOM...IF IT STARTS TO RING D PHONE WILL WALK FROM THE ROOM TO D PARLOUR SHOUTING MY NAME SAYING ...I DEY RING OH... I'M RINGING...
GIRL: CHAi BABE U CAN LIE
GUY: NO BE U START AM?