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beauty is not everything

beauty is not everything

By jay19 in 11 Jan 2018 | 09:12
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She walked into the bank hall, with her pointed
shoes announcing her arrival minutes before I
saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you
that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would make you easily
finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her
ear, without minding the security guy that was
waving frantically at her that calls are not
allowed in bank hall, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and
searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but she
took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood
still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing
and puffing like a Monitor lizard.
She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for
me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She had written, 'Tarty Tausan'!
funkeee"!!!
ayemi temi bami!!!!!!!
11 Jan 2018 | 09:12
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lolzz funny enough
11 Jan 2018 | 09:36
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Lol Beauty Witout Brain Ni O
11 Jan 2018 | 09:54
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ahah that seriouse
11 Jan 2018 | 09:57
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Ahahaha. Anoda gbedu wey dey burst brain.
11 Jan 2018 | 10:29
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Indeed... Beauty isnt everything!!
11 Jan 2018 | 10:30
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tarty tausan ogba now
11 Jan 2018 | 10:43
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chizoz!!!!!
11 Jan 2018 | 10:44
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Lol
11 Jan 2018 | 10:49
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Lol
11 Jan 2018 | 11:10
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This one weak me ooo
11 Jan 2018 | 11:11
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Lmao
11 Jan 2018 | 11:41
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Jesus is Lord
11 Jan 2018 | 12:54
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just help her
11 Jan 2018 | 13:01
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Chisos Christ of onicha
11 Jan 2018 | 15:59
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Abeg just help her if you can
11 Jan 2018 | 16:00
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WHAT???
11 Jan 2018 | 16:44
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Seen but, funny though
11 Jan 2018 | 18:10
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Lol
12 Jan 2018 | 03:21
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