1. The ‘Dyeing and Bleaching’ student
[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt331dqmu712ug.24e949dc.jpg[/img]
Now, at first glance, this is the result of a very brilliant student, I mean getting an all As result in WAEC is no easy feat, but i found something especially interesting, the last subject.
‘Dyeing and Bleaching’? What does that even mean? It turns out that ‘Tye and Dye’ is now called ‘Dyeing and Bleaching’. Obviously, if you get an A1 in this subject, you have to open a dry cleaning business after secondary school, right?
2. Mercenaries
Then there are those who hired a mercenary to write the examinations for them, paying huge sums of money. Imagine, hiring somebody to write for you and while others are getting A1, you end up with just 2 Cs, some Ds, Es and Fs. This will be you after checking your results:
[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4va0r0uce7v.6e934fae.jpg[/img]
haay God
3. When someone that you thought had cars and houses, is among the students uploading WAEC results. So you are there like…..
[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt279vbsd2t4pg.f61c71a2.jpg[/img]
omg you are still writing waec.
4. When you fail WAEC in 2016 and you are trying to eat. The average Nigerian parent will not even let you enjoy the food. They will keep saying things like, “All you know is food, exam you cannot pass”….
[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkytnudnpe6j1qk.09a25614.jpg[/img]
Somebody cannot even eat in this house in peace..
5. When you are among those that got all As in their result, and you are on your way back from printing your result with your friends, step into the street like…
[img]https://i.onthe.io/vllkyt2k5rhr9iofug.21c06de1.jpg[/img]
Yes, people, yes!!!!!!
Congratulations to the successful candidates of this year’s WAEC..