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best jokes (money)

By younggylee in 1 Dec 2015 | 04:16
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Akpors’ 18 year-old daughter
tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the
mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, ‘Who
was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!’ The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops
in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with
gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with
Akpors, the mother and the girl
and tells them: ‘Good morning,
your daughter has informed me
of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my
personal family situation but I’ll
take charge. I will pay all costs
and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa
and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000
each.
However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?’
At this point, Akpors who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man’s shoulder
and tells him, ‘You’ll sleep with
my daughter again and again till
the pregnancy enters again! #new_week smile emoticon smile emoticon
1 Dec 2015 | 04:16
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Lolzzzzzzzzzz
1 Dec 2015 | 04:29
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lolz
1 Dec 2015 | 04:31
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Funny!
1 Dec 2015 | 04:31
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hahahahahahah... @pizzaro @pheranmmie041 @invincible
1 Dec 2015 | 04:31
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Lol @Pemamezi nd @Olalekana69 Look,we all commented at the same time. :mrgreen:
1 Dec 2015 | 04:33
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lolz...power of lolz
1 Dec 2015 | 04:40
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power of money
1 Dec 2015 | 04:40
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Akpors u too gbaski joor! Lol
1 Dec 2015 | 04:52
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@pizzaro 3 of u dey press fone @ same time ni?
1 Dec 2015 | 04:53
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Lollzz
1 Dec 2015 | 04:55
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Wetin money go do I'm power no go cover am
1 Dec 2015 | 05:11
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bt na me cum last.... @pizzaro
1 Dec 2015 | 05:42
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