GOVERNMENT JOKES
*I am missing those friends in primary school that used
to say "if i give u one dirty slap, u will fly to America"
Please am available now. Come an slap me........
Nigeria
don taya me*
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1. When U Chop alone inGovt and no one
Chops with U, dat is called OBJ
2. When U Chop in
Govt and U allow others to Chop theirOwn,
dat is called IBB
3. When U Chop in
Govt and U give others frm what U hv
Chopulated, dat is called ABDLSALLAM
4. When U Chop inGovt and d placeU are
Chopin eventually Fold Up,
dat is called ATIKU
5. When U dey Chop in Govt, U no rmbr Ur
Driver, Secretary, office Assistants, dat is
called GOWON
6. When U dey Chop alone in Govt, U no rmbr
Anybody, U kon dey get Headache
today, Fever tomoro, hehehehehe... I laff
oyinbolaff...dat one is called SHONEKAN
7. When dem just Appoint U for Govt
Position, nd U just
Chop Small, Auditors kon come say bring
all Papers, dat is called NWODO
8. When U Chop in
Govt and U Die while Chopin, that is called
ABACHA
9. When U want to Chop in Govt and U First
give others to Chop before U begin
to Chop, dat is called GODLCKJONATHAN
10. When U are Chopin Ur own inGovt and U
call Ur
Friends to come and Chop theirOwn too, dat
is called IBORI
11. When U Chop and Clean Mouth like say U
no Chop anything, that is called FASHOLA
12. When U Chop frm dis Govt,
like say na U dem create Nig for, dat
one is called TINUBU
13. When U Chop in
Govt so taaay U Scatter ground, Three
Housesfor America, Two for London, Six for
Maitama, Seven for VI, as Madam dey go
shopping for Dubai, Children dey go
Summerfor Spain, EFCC kon Grab you, dat
one is called DEZIANI
14. When U Chop well well for Govt and
People know say U Chop well well but U dey
deny say U Chop ,say u no like money dat one
is called ROTIMI AMECHI
15. When U Chop in
Govt sotay U come even dey Richer dan d
Place U dey Chop from, dat one is called
ROCHAS
16. When U Chop sotay U Tire and come Begin
dey Distribute d Choppingsto other People.
Dat one is called DASUKI
17. When U Dey chopGovt Money, dey shout
corruption, corruptionand also refuse to let
others Chop, and U say all Govt Money
belongs to People's Projects dat one is called
BUHARI
18. When you dey work work work within one
year you don achieve watin other governors
no achieve for eight years. That one is called
Wike
19. When U read dis n refuse to
comment dat one is called OYO. On Your
Own!!!
Godsave Nigeria !!!
20.. When you steal am go paste for your wall
like say na your write up .. that one on is
called Apc (decivers/ liers )
#nahJokeOooo
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UNDER GOODLUCK JONATHAN!
OREZI -- I GHAT $10m IN MY POCKET.TIMAYA -- TIMAYA DON BLOW.
DAVIDO -- I BE OMO BABA OLOWO.
WIZIKID -- THE MONEY IZ TOO MUCH AM SPENDING MEHN!.
PHYNO -- WILL DRINK ROSEY MAKA NA EJIM EGO NI.
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UNDER BUHARI!OREZI -- ALAYE DOUBLE UR HUSTLE.
TIMAYA -- WEN MONEY NODEY.
DAVIDO -- BIKO YEM EGO.
WIZKID -- OJUELEBA MY PEOPLE SUFFER.
PHYNO -- ICHO MY MONEY WETE COLLAT.
INDEED AM SEEING D CHANGE APC PROMISED NAIJA.........
