My uncle and his wife had a son who was
still living with them. They were a little
worried, as the son had no career plans,
so they decided to do a small test.
They took a 1,000 Naira note, a bible and
a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the
sitting room table. Then they hid,
pretending they were not at home. The
test was this; If the son took the money,
he would become a businessman, if he
took the bible, he would become a pastor,
but if he took the bottle of whiskey, he
would become a drunkard. So his parents
hid in the visitors toilet close to the sitting
room and waited nervously. Peeping
through the keyhole, they saw their son
arrive and read the note they had left him.
Then, he took the 1,000 Naira note, looked
at it, and put it in his pocket. After that, he
took the bible, flicked through it, and took
it. Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it,
and took an appreciative quantity to check
the quality. Then he left for his room,
carrying all the three items.
His dad slapped his forehead and said, "Oh
my God, it is even worse than I could ever
have imagined Oooo. Our son is going to
become a politician!!!".
