CHARLIE CHARLIE episode 2

CHARLIE CHARLIE 2

"Oh,shut up!
What do u take this for?? A nollywood film?
Who the hell is Jesus anyway??" He asked, amused..
For a second, nobody talked.
I tried talking, but my mouth just wouldn't budge!
Çráçkkk!!!!
A bolt of lightning struck just outside my house!!!
That was all it took for my mouth to talk.
"Je--Jesus is the son of God" I stuttered..
"Finally!. Someone spoke!" Charlie screamed with evil delight!!
"Well, continue..
I don't still know who you are talking about" he pushed.
"O-okay, he walked on this earth 2000 years+ ago,
He died on the cross of calv--a-r"
"Oh you mean yeshua!!" Charlie yelled..
My head was blank for a second..
*who the hell is yeshua* I thought..
Then it hit me; it was the Hebrew name for Jesus..
"Yes Charlie-i mean sir- it's yeshua" I said, shaking vividly.
"Well, well, there's nothing our little yeshua-jesus or Whatever u losers
call him-can do about it..
Because I didn't force myself here, I was invited to your little "party"!
I was on my own, you called me to play!!
There's nothing your Jesus can do!" Charlie said, with a Cuban cigarette on
his lips.
As if on cue, we shouted;
"BLOOD OF JESUS!!!! "
"Oh for the last time, shut the fuck up!!" He yelled, bringing us to
silence..
"Good! " he said, satisfied.
"Okay let's proceed, shall we??
It's pretty simple and this will be over in a minute" Charlie said, making
our bones rattle in fear.
"I ask my questions, and I give the answers too!
Isn't that great, just sit And watch.
and don't think of running away; that's impossible! " he stated.
"So first question,
I'm I here??
Of course, I'm here!!!
Second question; was I invited??
Yes, I was summoned!!
Third question: are u people leaving this place alive??
Of course not!" He yelled, laughing hysterically
By now, I was sure I had defecated in my boxers!
(Don't laugh at me)
I turned to my friends; they were stone dead with fear.
Huoma was unconscious obviously..
Harrison's skin was drained of colour..
Noble was asleep!
Favour and joy huddled themselves in one corner.
Jeffrey and prince were gasping for air; the tension made the place stuffy.
*lord, please save us..* I prayed.
"Well u guys would die anyway...
So lemme make good use of your souls " he said, rubbing his palms.
He came closer...
"I'll start with you first"
"NOT SO FAST CHARLIE! " a voice sounded from nowhere..
A ray of light hit the room...
We all turned, and saw a man man in white robes and a golden crown: JESUS!
"Get lost Charlie.." Jesus called.
"But you were not invited yeshua" he said; his lips quivering..
"No, we were both invited" yeshua replied.
"Fuck! Fuck!" Charlie yelled, frustrated.
"Oh shut up Charlie! What do u take this for??
A Hollywood film??
Get lost!"
Jesus turned to us..
"What do u say kids??"
"Goodbye Charlie!!!!" We chorused!!!!
"Nooooo!!!!" Charlie yelled.
And in a flash, everything was back to normal..
"Knock knock

Are u guys in There??"
If was the voice of my Dad!
THE END.
©moses tezzman.