My crazy housewife episode 7

MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE …

(she’s psycho? & troublesome ?)

Semi-Final ❤️
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?STEVE?

“What’s going on Steve? I’ve been standing here the whole time. Should we go to a hotel?” She asked.

I made a cute boy face.
I brought one of my check book and wrote some cash on it.

“Take this and never show yourself around me again” I said.

“What? But Steve! Why the strange attitude? You never say no to me. I don’t want your money and you know it!” She said.

I brought out my left hand showing her wedding ring.

“Am f–king married and my wife will f–king kill me if I cheat on her” I said remembering pregnant pepper, how furious she can be.
She’ll take a pillow and suffocate me in my sleep.

Besides, she never cheated on me.
I’ll just contain myself till she puts to birth.

“Am not going anywhere Steve until you f–k me” she retorted folding her arms pushing her boobs up a bit so I can see.

I laughed quietly.
I took the emergency pad on my table and tapped the button that said ‘security’.
She still stayed there shalking her body like a turkey.

The security men came in.

“She’s yours” I said to them and they held Camilla.

“You can’t do this to me Steve! You never love. How come you’re married? What happened to us!” She kept ranting as they dragged her out.

I sighed.
“Pregnant pepper happened to us” I muttered.

?TESSY?
why did i agree to meet Steve’s mom. Am very sleepy but I don’t know how to excuse myself.

After the selection of baby (boy) clothes, she brought a big book and dictionary.
Oh God…

Steve should just visit and take me away. His mom wants to kill me.
I felt the urge of yawning but I closed my mouth so I don’t yawn.

“Okay dear. We’ve moved over to the section of picking names for the baby. We’ll start with male names first cause it’s obvious you’re pregnant for a male” she said smiling?

This woman is full of suprises.
I nodded like a lizard.
Is when I’ll give birth to a girl. Let her not stone me ?

She opened a page and gave it to me while she held the dictionary.

“Okay, you’ll call a name and I’ll check the meaning and decide if its good or not” she said.

I didn’t say anything but looked into the book.

“Eric” I said calling the first name that attracted my eyes.
She looked into the name dictionary.

“Its a name of royalty… I don’t like it. Next” she said.

I felt like crying.
My eyes were heavy and all I could think of is sleep.
Pregnant women with medelling mother in-laws,, how do u cope? ? ?

“Brandon” I said.
She smiled.
“The name is great but…no!” She retorted.

I smiled remembering my friend Brandon Steve hates so much.
It’s been long I spoke to him though. I think I lost his number.

“Jeff” I said.
“Nahh, that’s the name of the guy that bullied me when I was in school” she said.

Huh?
For the first time in my life… ‘Steve I need you!’.

There were like 5000 names listed in the book.
I don’t know how to say no to this woman.

?”..Mells”
?” no, doesn’t sound good” she would reply.

?”Alex”
?”Too popular”

?”Seth” I said
?”Is that a name?”

Written by Eunice Nwodu…don’t pirate.
?”Desmond”
?” too long”

I swear I slept off but her voice woke me.
“Call names that starts with P” she said.

“Patrick”
“That name is for psychopaths” she retorted.

Mommy ? ? ? ?

“Tessy, find a good name already!” She said and my stomach starts to grumble.
Am hungry too.

The door was opened by a maid and Steve walked in.
Hubby ?
Carrot nose?
He’s just in time to save me.

“Hey mom” he said and came close sitting beside me.

“How lovely! You both are here… You need to help your wife fine a name for Steve junior” she squealed.

Steve looked at me and I made an ‘am sleepy’ face and I think he got the message.

“Actually mom, we have an appointment with a doctor. We have to go now. C’mon wifey” he said and took my hand and we stood up.

His mom was smiling like she just won an award.
She wants to murder me with work ?

“Okay, bye dear” she said and Steve and I left with the maid carrying baby’s clothes.

Immediately we were outside. I fell on Steve’s arms and he carried me in a bridal style.
I was so sleepy.
I inhaled his delicious scent.
He smells so good.
I drifted to sleep afterwards ??

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horny_night.
?STEVE?
two months to go.
my pregnant pepper is seven months pregnant.
soon, we’ll both welcome our first bundle of joy.

I don’t know which gender I would like the baby to be.
any is fine with me.
… it’s not like I planned on having a baby.

I was just horny and my pregnant pepper was available at the moment.
causing trouble like always…

I walked into the master’s bedroom and I met her going through my drawer.

“what are you looking for?” I asked looking at her bulgy tummy.
the shape of her tummy is so cute bally and smooth. it looks perfect in any clothe she wears.

“I found these..* she said and showed me what was in her hand.
oh God…
She was holding the sleeping pills I have been putting in her meal whenever she’s disturbing me late in the night.

I went to her and collected it.
“Carrot nose, what are you doing with sleeping pills?” She asked and I went numb.

Talk Steve, so she won’t suspect anything.?

“I..take it sometimes. It helps me sleep” I lied nervously.

“Helps you sleep? Do you have sleeping problems…is it because of me?” She asked looking so innocent.
I can just eat her up!

“No. Not you. It doesn’t happen all the time” I said putting my hands in my pocket.

“Tell me the truth. Am I burden to you?” She asked and starts to cry.

geeeeeeez.
When did those tears build up?

I quickly sat beside her and pulled her to lean on me.

“I want to go and stay with your mom. I don’t want to be here anymore” she sniffed.

whaaat?
I should just tell her the truth.
I drug her sometimes so I can sleep peacefully but she won’t be so happy to hear that.
Pregnancy hormones are driving man crazy.

“Stop crying. Let’s just go to sleep, okay?” I said utterly confused.

She nodded and climbed on the bed while I joined her.

“I want a jar of margarine” she said.

Whaaat?

“Didn’t you have dinner?” I asked.

“I did…I just want to taste some margarine” she said pouting.

I stood up and sighed before going to get the margarine jam.

I got it and handed it to her and she opens it,, using her spoon to scoop it.

I just stared at her.

“Look at you Tessy, pregnant pepper did you ever imagine your tummy could get this big? Before, you had a nice flat tummy with a small nerval which made you look Indian” I said covering her waist with the duvet.

“Wait Steve, are you body shaming me?” She asked and my jaw dropped.

“No…
“I was complimenting you… You look hot Tessy” I said and she took her eyes to my below.
What’s she looking at?

I slowly looked down and behold??
My stick was erect and visible through my brief
How embarrassing.

“You could have just said you were h–ny” she said grinning.
“I didn’t know miss.” I said rubbing my head nervously..

“Don’t go too deep” she said surprising me.
Really,?

I kissed her on her lips and next, I helped remove her nightie.
Oh lord…..

I got on top of her spreading her legs.
I rubbed her v against her light pantie and she groaned.
Seriously, I have to be very slow and steady. I won’t like my stick to hit her womb where the baby is.
I removed her pantie and hell her v was a bit wider now…
I wish she can let me call any of my ex b•°ches.

“Hubby…” She bemoaned and I smiled.

She’s horny too.
I pulled in slowly and starts to ride her. She moaned with her eyes closed and our hands locked on the bed.
I couldn’t even kiss her cause her big tummy was inbetween us.

I was done and released into her.
We both laid beside each other panting softly.

Soon I noticed She’ve slept off…
I kissed her on her forehead and cuddled her.

Divorce?
I don’t think I can divorce you Tessy. I can’t imagine that now…
It’s going to be a tough run without you.
And also, you have no one to run to. Your brother Is in jail and your mom Is no where to be found.

I can’t leave you…
I don’t think I can… ?

She turned and laid her head on my chest saying gibberish.
I smiled and held her to myself.

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?STEVE?
I woke up with Tessy beside me.
I stared at her baby bumb. Her big tummy.
Nine months, check!

The doctor said she is sure to give birth tomorrow or next.
We have everything ready and once she starts to scream whatever, I take her to the hospital.

I got a call to go to the office and just conclude a seminar that has been going on for three days now…
I need to be there.

I went to the bathroom and took my bath before retuning to the room.
I picked out something to wear.

I was done dressing up and just stayed by my dress up table wearing my wrist watch. I looked so handsome.

I hope my s-xy features won’t disappear after I become a father.
I want to still be able to attract ladies and make Tessy drool over me.

Steve. Where are you going to? I heard and turned to see Pregnant pepper on the bed staring at me.

“I have stuff to do at the office” I replied spraying my million dollar worth perfume on my body.

“Can’t you send a representative or something? You can’t leave me like this, hunn” she said obviously nervous.

I smiled.
“You’ll be fine. Tell me, do you feel any pain?” I asked going close to her.

She twitched a little and shook her head.
“No pain so far” she said.

“I’ll be back in 3 hours Tess. I promise” I said taking my phones arranged on my drawer.

She held a crumpled look and held my wrist.
“Please hub. Don’t leave me…am scared” she said and I couldn’t help but pity her.

I remember when we watched the horror movie.. She was acting tough but she ended up begging me to standby while she bath ?

“Don’t be scared Pepper. I’ll be back in no time…just do what doctor told you. Walk around the room and always hydrate. Take Ur water bottle” I said pointing to it on the table.

“Steve ?? ” she cried.
How do I convince her?

I sat close to her and kissed her softly and slow.
She bit my lip and I chuckled.
Pregnant pepper knows how to ruin sweet moments.

We kissed for a while and she couldn’t get enough of my lips.
Aaah! She’s hungry.
Written by Eunice Nwodu!!!!

I pulled away and she stared at my lips that were wet from the kiss.
“You’re hungry Tess. I’ll get you breakfast and feed you before going… Hunn” I said kissed her bulgy tummy.
I can felt the baby kick and I placed my ear on it.
TESSY chuckled.

“Hang in there junior, it’s tomorrow” I said to my unborn baby and Tessy laughed.
I actually watched a guy doing this in a movie.
I saw him kiss the wife’s Tummy and place his ear on it.
…Am learning?

I left the room and told the maids to get Tessy’s breakfast which is more than you can imagine.
She eats so much! Like a lion.

Three maids had to carry her food to her.
So much delectables.
They dropped them on the table and Tessy sat on the chair and I start to feed her.

I wore three gold rings on my fingers so I had to remove them in order to feed her well…..

She took a spoon and starts to feed me to.
Macaroni and cheese?

I was almost done feeding her when company started calling.
Oohhh,

“Am sorry Tess. I have to go now” I said and she nodded.
I grabbed my phones and left.

???THREE HOURS LATER.

Meeting was almost over but I left them to get home to pregnant pepper.
I received a call as I stepped into my car.

It was Tessy’s number.
I picked the call immediately.

“Sir! It’s me, the maid, Juliet!” I heard the lady on the other line stammer.
where’s Tessy?

“Sir, miss Tessy has gone into labour! Mr Brandon helped take her to the hospital. We’re there now!” She rapsed.

Whaaaaat!!!!

“Which hospital?” I asked my heart pounding.
“Eunice Care Hospital” she replied

I hung up and rushed to the driver’s seat and started the car,, driving off leaving the guards behind.

Pregnant pepper in labour without me??????????????

I got to the hospital and rushed in. All I could think of was Tessy.
How’s she doing?

I was taken to the ER (Emergency room) but asked to wait outside.
I met Brandon and the maid that called me there.

“Don’t worry Steve, she’s okay,” Brandon said.

I wanted to punch him for trying to take my wife from me.
The calls,
Texts!!
They made me furious.
But Tessy comes first. I had to keep my cool.

I nodded and we all sat down though I wasn’t at ease.
After some minutes, a doctor stepped out.

“Who’s her husband…she calls him carrot nose?” The doctor asked and I stood up and approached her.

“Mr Carrot nose, am doctor Eunice. Your wife is having a mental block right now…she doesn’t have the esteem to push the baby. She’s just not mentally prepared. And we have a problem, the baby’s head is coming out but she can’t push any further… She can’t stop crying and she wishes we call you, Mr carrot nose” she said

What?
TESSY is having complications?

“Sir, you need to follow me to the emergency room” she said.

Whaaat?
I felt my head explode ?.

TBC.‼️

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