oh my husband episode 29&30

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OH THIS MY HUSBAND

Part 29
Lovaquine Injection

I was still very shocked at the news of how a husband will kill his wife over quarrels.
Do you know how many times I have argued with my husband?
I googled coolval stories and I discovered that there are over 5,000 cases of husband killing their wives over simple arguments.
Ahhh what a world....
While I was with my phone, I discovered that Pastor had sent me a message earlier on.
The message reads;
MMP is a serious psychological problem and can only be resolved by reversing the negative information virus that has destroyed your perception of your partner over the years.
These are the ground rules for the next ten days; You will receive a message from us. One in the morning, one at noon and one in the night.
These messages will try to highlight the positive virtues in your spouse.
If other women want to do this at home, they would take a paper and write down thirty common features in their husbands’ character, virtues that should be appreciated.
E.g
He married me.
He chose to be with me.
He always comes home.
He never abuses my parents.
He loves my food.
He follows me to ante-natal.
He pays the children’s school fees.
He looks handsome.
He loves my children.
We still have sex.
He watches football at home.
Now, celebrate three points every day for the next ten days.
Think deep about the positive aspects in these points. Think of times when he had exhibited these points.
Sister Joy, for the next ten days, resist every attempt to think of anything negative about your husband.
Don't in anyway join in negative discussions about your husband or about men.
If your friends on Facebook or your groups on social media start discussions about the evil that men do. Don't join.
Purge yourself of all the negativity. It doesn't mean you are running away from the reality.
It means you are creating the new reality for your own marriage.
Don't forget, if you can think it, you can dream it. If you can dream it, you can have it.
For the next ten days, you can only think of the good habits and characters in your husband.
End of message.

All through the morning, I kept thinking of those days that my husband and I had quarrels.
I was the violent one. I'm the one that had almost killed him before.
He is a man who will never throw anything on a woman. At least that's good about him.
By 12 noon, I got another message.

DOSE TWO
Few times when rain caught you both by surprise, your husband always uses his own cloth to cover you.
Ahhh yes, this brought smiles to my face. My husband will not cover himself in rain. He would always cover me first. This had happened several times.
By 3pm I got another message.

DOSE THREE
During your last operation, your husband slept on the floor beside you in the hospital.
I paused, where is Pastor's wife getting all these from. They are very true about my husband.
I realized, I had been so afraid of evil, I have been so taken up by his faults, I have been so focused on his errors.
I have really missed looking at my husband for the good man he can be.
He could be a monster sometimes, but most of the time, he is a very good man.
Hmmmm, we have both magnified the negatives more than the positives.
Truly this MMP sickness can destroy marriages because my marriage is dying from so much cynicism and negativity.
These messages kept coming every day for the next nine days. Morning, afternoon and evening.
At night, Pastor would send me prayer points such as;
•I reject all lies about my marriage.
•I reject all negatives.
•God is love and I am God's.
•I receive grace to love my partner beyond their fault.

By day ten of the treatment, I had loved my husband again.
Yippee I'm cured of MMP. Now I'm ready for the next stage.
I am ready and on fire to save my marriage.
As if the devil knows what I have been going through, he waited till the last day. Then he strikes.
This very painful news came via text message on the night of day ten.
It was 10:56pm exactly when I got that hurtful text alert.....

OH THIS MY HUSBAND

Part 30
TEXT MESSAGE

The message was from one of my husband's girls. It was a message no woman in my state would love to receive while she's working on her marriage.
The message reads;
barren woman, finally I am pleased to announce to you that I am your husband's girlfriend that has a working womb. I have taken in for your husband and I will gladly deliver a set of twins made up of two boys for your husband. I know he has left the house for you but don't worry we will rent a new house and start our new life together.
Yours truly
New wife.

Hmm mmm I have been trying not to have bad thoughts about this man. I have tried hard not to think of evil or see my husband in a bad light. But he is bent on being evil and being seen in a bad light.
How can you be trying to save a man who doesn't want to save himself?
Ok, I will not think of anything bad today. Probably this is just another woman who had seen the type of husband I have and she wants a piece of him too.
The husband I have grown to love this week is the type of man any lady will want to have.
If a lady out there is willing to get pregnant just to get this man, it means I got a very good deal for a husband and I'm not going to lose or share him with anyone.
It’s not her fault that she had access to my husband, if I had not made mistakes, she won't have had access to my husband.
It is the cheese kept carelessly that rats can eat.
I pick my phone to reply the message.
Madam strange woman. You said you are pregnant for us, congratulations.
Like you rightly wrote, I am his wife and we both share everything. My husband and I will discuss it and after DNA test, we would accept the baby if it's ours.
I sent it to the lady with my wicked smile. Why will a lady send me such useless message? To destroy my joy isn't it?
I won't allow anyone tamper with my new found joy.
About three minutes after I sent that reply, I got a WhatsApp notification from my husband.
My husband in his haste mistakenly sent a message to the Mercy WhatsApp group. That is the WhatsApp group for the church.
What he sent was....
O boy, come and see how my wife finished that useless girl that is behaving like a lunatic. Her reply was classic. Wow I wish I had known this classy part of my wife.

As I was reading it, my phone almost dropped from my hands.
How did my husband know I sent a message if he was not with the girl?
Ahhh he sent the message to the church WhatsApp group.
Everyone will know about my marital problems now.
I can't call him; I can't delete the message.
Just then, while I was still staring at the phone in terror, the number one gossip of our church replied to the messages in the group chat.
Ahhh!!! mogbe??