oh my husband episode 31&32

OH THIS MY HUSBAND

Part 31
GROUP CHAT

Mama Alicia never sleeps, always online. She is a rich widow but so strict that her children and grandchildren don't visit her.
See the chat below;
Mama Alicia: ehn ehn, why send a post if you don't plan to send the message.
Bro Jude: Lols bros let's see the message na.
Head usher: which useless message is that. All these fake couples.
Bro Jude: shio, how the talk take enter your side na?
Mama Alicia: Aisha, why the rude post?
Head usher: I don't fake and I don't roll with fakes.
Bro Jude: This matter or another matter, why will you be taking panadol for another person's headache.
Mama Alicia: Aisha, private chat me, you know you can tell me anything.
Head usher: No need ma, we all know that you are an amebo.
Head usher: see the gist below??
Head usher: forwarded chat message.
Mr. M: You are crazy, you are very foolish. Even my wife at home don't talk to me anyhow.
Me : You are a goat, you are a monkey. God punish you and your wife.
Mr M: You are not my wife's class, I even came to you thinking you were a woman, I regret parking out of my own house to live with a pig.
Me: only pigs sleep with pigs, when you were doing different sex styles with a pig, didn't you cry like a goat. Useless hypocrite.
Mr M: Fake head usher, everyone who see you speaking in tongues won't know you just finished swallowing semen with same mouth. Hell fire sombori
ME: I will expose you to the world. I will tell your wife, sister Joy, I will tell Pastor. I'm not ashamed. You think you can be using girls in the church and no one will know.
Mr M: CNN, you try to tell anyone, let's see who is going to be suspended and disgraced from church. I am not a worker.
Me: You think I don't know; you are dating Yemisi that 19 years old girl. Bose too or you think I didn't see you in the hotel with Mrs. Accord. Or you don't know I have your full information. See this useless man. Don't try me.
Mr M: ?
Me: I will finish you and expose you.
Mr M: If you dare, I will kill you I swear.
Me: hire killer, wife beater, girls chaser, fake Christian, womanizer. I am now very angry and you have tried me. You will see me in action.

Deaconess: What am I reading here?
Bro Jude: Omg!!!!
Bro Accord: Which Mrs. Accord are you referring to?

Sister Accord left
Asst Pastor: which Bose is this please?
Head usher: how many Mrs. Accord is in church, how many Bose in evangelism? Bunch of fools.

Head usher left
Bose evangelism left

Mama Alicia: I have always told Pastor, these girls are from mammy water kingdom..??
Deaconess: The only sister Bose is assistant Pastor's daughter. Ahhhh she has left the group
Bro Tim: What is happening this night?
Choir head: I don't really understand what those posts means ooo

Bro Jude: let me decode what is happening for you.
Sister Joy's husband sent a message to group. Sister Aisha got angry. Looks as if sister Joy sent a message to sister Aisha, head usher.
In anger, sister Aisha spilled the beans that sisters Joy's husband has been sleeping with her, assistant Pastor's daughter and the wife of Bro Accord.

My husband left

? Pastor Emma changed this group's setting to allow only admins to send messages to this group

OH THIS MY HUSBAND

Part 32
HEAVEN IS INVOLVED

My night was suddenly over. There was no way I will be able to sleep tonight after all that just happened. How true or false are the allegations? I don't know.
As of now, my brain is no more functioning. I am as numb as a dry firewood.
The first call I got was from mama Alicia, what does the church gossip want from me? I didn't pick her call.
The second call came from Pastor. I picked Pastor's call. Sister Joy, how are you? He inquired.
I'm not fine sir, I don't know what is happening. I replied.
Oh, I have seen the things written on the page of the church group, I have my reservations to some things written by sister Aisha. I am also not too sure that what she wrote is the truth. So, at this point, I will not advise you to act based on what you have read or to respond to anyone based on what has been written. I just want you to pray about it....
At that point, I started laughing. Oh, how I laughed so hard. This husband had just disappointed me, he disgraced me by sleeping with people even in the church and all my Pastor will call me for is that I should pray for him.
If I ever open my mouth to pray, it will be curses that I will rain on him. I will end up cursing his generation right from Adam.
Nobody should tell me to pray for this useless man. I am not saying any funny prayers.
I understand why you would be laughing because what I said sounded too religious for you but please sister Joy hear me out; Pastor said.
Pastor !!!! I replied cutting him off.
I don't want to be rude. I respect you so much so I will say this, please let me be. I can't pray for the man who has broken the vows of our marriage severally and has disgraced me.
He has shattered our marriage in the open. I can never ever pray for such a man. Any prayer that comes from my mouth shall curse him and all those good for nothing ladies that fornicated with him.

Please hear me out!! Pastor kept saying....
Ok o.....
Pastor continued passionately......
You have spent the last one week praying for this marriage. You have been seeking the face of God so that your husband will return to you.
Do you think the devil and the kingdom of darkness will sit back and allow your marriage to come back together again?
No, Sister Joy, they won't allow it.
Maybe you don't understand the meaning of the prayers you prayed; whenever a person asks God to heal their marriage and that your partner should love you and you alone, this is what you are praying for;
Number one
You are asking God to scatter any illicit relationship your partner is currently involved in.
Number two
You are asking God to disgrace and exposed the secret sins of your partner because secret sins not exposed are like the head of a snake. It can still harm after the snake is cut into two.
Number three
You are asking God to break by force any hold that is on your partner. Any hold that is stopping them from having time to stay with you at home.
Number four
Because marriage is an institution designed and created by God himself, whenever you ask God to win your partner back to you, you are asking God to work out salvation of that person in whatever way that pleases heaven Coolval stories .
Now either it pleases you or it is painful, heaven is not concerned about how you feel, heaven is concerned about the answers to the prayers you prayed. That prayer is the winning of your spouse back. It might be a bit difficult at first, it might be a difficult pill for you to swallow but as long as you have requested heaven to swing into action, heaven will do everything possible.
Many times, once heaven moves to answer our prayers, we start complaining and complains always stop God from working further.

Finally, number Five,
Because marriage is from God, Satan hates union in marriage. So anytime you pray for your marriage, you have just invited the entire kingdom of darkness to come into continuous war, they will ensure that they do not lose the grip over your spouse.
This is why many times, as soon as you start praying for your spouse, that is when your spouse increases the errors, mistakes and annoying characters.
The partners does not know what they are doing, they're only responding to the stimulant demon that is in charge of the work of destruction in your marriage.
Sister Joy, what you have seen happening in the group, looks as if it is bad, it looks like a disgrace, it looks as if God is not at work.......
But on the contrary, God is seriously at work.
This is the beginning of the deliverance of your marriage because the persons who are secretly holding your husband's attention had just been exposed.
From the tone of the discussion, the lady who was holding your husband has just withdrawn from him...
How did your husband mistakenly post that thing into the group chat, if it is not God at work?
Why did the sister responded to the chat within the group instead of privately chatting him up? It is because God has started the work.
Unfortunately, heaven is fighting for you but you are currently fighting heaven. You gave heaven a duty to do for you.
Now that God has started recovering your marriage, you are currently not ready to discuss with God again.
It is time to continue your prayers. First, to thank God that He has started answering your prayers. Thank God that the onslaught of the enemy against your marriage is about to come to an end.
Thank God for exposing the secret enemy, we would never have known about it.
Then cry to God the more, that the job He has started in your marriage should be completed very soon.
Are you with me sister Joy on this? He asked.
Yes sir!!!! I replied.
The way you put it sir, really opened my eyes to another perspective of the issue.
What I saw discouraged me but what you said has encouraged me sir.
I will go into prayer immediately after this call. Thank you very much for the call sir. I really do appreciate.
After Pastor cut the call, I was about to go on my knees to pray when another call came into my phone.

It was a call from the head usher.
What does she have to say now?
My emotions can't handle this now.
Should I pick the call or just ignore it?