image
Breaking  news for the day

Breaking news for the day

By jummybabe in 6 Feb 2017 | 17:57
share
jummybabe jummybabe

jummybabe jummybabe

Student
Faithful User
Forums Best User
Forum Loyal User
Posts: 19302
Member since: 5 May 2015
[b]just can't laugh alone.
Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu." If you were in the congregation, what will be your name? Laughter is good medicine
Let d fun continue



#copied[/b]
6 Feb 2017 | 17:57
0 Likes
 
 
@pizzaro @promzy @tenniebenson @khola46 @wiseman @ibrams @iceprince3143 @swtharyomi @wyse-one @eddy @delight @pweety @mray @jummybabe @babe4biola @sofia @ritagold @kuks @originalannchilexdel @fridex @frank @frankkay @simzy @pheranmmie041 @temmyjoy @chriswayne @evanz @mecuze @skookum @kingson1 @donmikie @kingsbest @t-dak @charlywizzy @charliebryn @hardeywummy @japhola @konphido @emmyrexx @adura @tholartee @nextangel @blessedgirl @ebube @jenifa @jclash @taiwo @chomyline @lawman @tinagabe @christiana @itmrabzeez @johnoscar @precy @timmy @dabcy @ikeholuwa1 @besty @starlet @okklad @angeleniola @ewomazeal @mizleemah @anitcham @blessfelicity222 @stephanie @lollybabe1 @dahcutebae @rhennyjay @geeadore @tiffany1 @tonia @hameyeenat @inemlove @mohjisolah @jencute @jenny @doublewealth @john451 @kniphemi @emmanesth @horpheyehmy @valking1 @pweety @kpumpy @justify @maurice @jummy @thankmic @christopher @anita @phinebraim @kedike @kemkit @gracy @saintkenz @december12 @promise @sylvia @bsam @portable @steph @aarti @olaking3 @harddy @blakstudd @prince @invincible @mhzzrblayse @azeeco @temmymofrosh @sandra @sandy @hollar @kaysmart22 @cherryserah @sexynikky1994 @davick @youngestprince @pearl @semilore @oyindamola @dhemilade1 @mature @franklin @kolababs @smilie @borwerleh @iksqueency @loveth @funmilayo1 @okklad @nizzy @flames @tony @vict-vames @peace @sirp081 @kingsengine @kristen @aaron @ruth @romancelord @john @olamy4fun @abrahamdking @vizkid @flamerouz @crusher @stanny39 @softtouch @onahsunday631 @ele1 @jeddy @sonshine @sirgentle @hoelhay @pharm-vickymears @teesolid @omoyemmy @olarach @daxking @krizzy @holarbordah @firstladyontop @softie @obaby @sergentmax @mhizdaofot @saraya @ariketemmy @eminem @laurasteve299 @vickyola @unyo1 @gambola @monadisu @dazzlingangel @donyas @c-roderick @cookey @isabella1 @chisomsophia @mrfabulous @henry @mhizzthessy @millz @bishops10 @kreepyink @olaniyiadeshina @gracedkyenny @olami @hardeyhorlar9 @beryl @holaryinkhar @inemeka @abevica @individual @youngfellow @humblelion @natasha9976 @hartuny @emergencia @sapiens @paula4eva @giftgodiva @divatimmy @finestberyl @ferdinard @festoza006 @sharpzender @paje @uncleba426 @jenny123 @pemamezi @detector @pweetyfizzy @dgreat @willingyung @napster @greg-billz @valentinelv @hayanfeoluwa @teju1 @prestigiousfirstlady @petersandra121 @psam @jenny1 @oluwanifemi @bryten50 @fallancy @jimmyjab @arosunshine @fii-fi @mercy1 @vivian8 @heartbrokekid @thosiano @peterox @iamsmv @adegunle3gmail-com @sparkling-2 @hoyenikky @maurice @rosey @lizzytee @zephyr @mhizterdimex @ladywen @holarmidey @scriptures @lollycobra @hardey1292 @adeblow23 @nifemi @slimolayinkastar @damzybabe @softel @adeshewa @abradek @omolarami @coolbaby @nazysophy1 @beauty74 @yemitefestus @cizzle @omoniyiola @nheemot @deejaygrin @hitiswell @fynboy @sirmike @aminzy @sunnyklin20yahoo-com @oshio @shikoleen @queencoded @vicoch @kimmy @ifeoma1 @nobleay @felixharuna11 @ibktemi99 @hayzedefoe @chidex14 @ladygrasha @omodemilade59 @rufus @classy @frankymario @ennylincoln @kingz1 @starlord1 @olatunjitobi @noskid @missdammy @pweetylizzyqueen @kodedreal @petermikel @olutcoded @sayrah @latienco @bimrach @mubarak @mubavak @skulboy @onyinyessica @adeolaajala1234 @dbest @olalekana69 @drumsaint @beautyqueen @tomtim @naomacjoyous @xtopher @debbi2nice @rahzycute1 @jamesgentility @megatron @okiripoto02gmail-com @hangellah46 @praisee @deltavictory @kay2ty7 @josephjuliet @richymore @temmy744 @mrmorie @abosmart @whizjay @adfaustina595gmail-com @adetolaadejoke @ninny @anthcunny @freeday @abasienyene @henryjay @abosmart @mercykris @omodemilade59 @horgzy @judith @superstar4real @sanctus4real @bolaji2308 @damzybabe @profeze1 @horlarjuwhon @illusion002 @royzeray @oluwatosin @chinenye5404 @dharmex @opinxymenumento @pattiejoe7gmail-com @bobbidi-boo @inifek @gooddysmart3 @elijezy @chinedueze @oshio @musterfi @khaleedwr @daintyshewa @addieola @praise22 @mdsodeeq @sirjerro @masterbill @emileagosu @kabazi95 @klaussimbo @peoray @babswalexyttyahoo-com @shania55 @conspirancy @chinyenorah @pharouq00 @saraya @blazeb @virtuous @amibabe @mrsolace @ennyshow @haryormidey @mzz_teddy @daddyd @cassiewells @judiee @omoshalewa @rukibaby19 @abbeygirl25 @serikibazooka1 @yusfaty @samnolimit @muffybaba @ugochisunday @micheal1 @certifiedjx @wumyte @jokqees @temmyluv @oyefestus @xtremexamxong @tessy @gamanuel @coolbaby @pricelessangel @bidex @bright @deweny @nkluv @hardehbaryor112 @nero @amazingbaby @toochi @sommyangel @reyhanat @hardehbaryor112 @tonia @amazingbaby @yusingkey @olamibobo @nwamajor @oneal32 @ugochisunday @blazer @motunrijoy25 @dewizki @emzy602 @kabazi95 @skylod @dexter22 @klaussimbo @ewosboi @lilfresh @phauzy @princeocity @ocpresh @sahent @bayslaw007 @saviour @henryjay @ajisam @peretyarimaj @slyking @cynthia20 @solomon @survivor1 @donpaschalo @blixin @eben @wunmi @profeze1 @best98 @johnudo @luckykeyzz @horlamzy @nabla @histee @slimprincessjemmy @hormortiyor @dublhind @shadow101 @frostan @israelsix94 @marvwhite @olayintan @ifestan @oju34 @mayorgold @ernesto @adeyemi @wisesam @bankykay @gaman @kingj @rossi @aanu001 @sampsonsilvester @lilpaco @cheta @zach100 @pelumi99 @phaicynxsmith @macaveli @mizzykevin @gorgeousdammie @kessben @emperorsndyheartless @maltty @niceoneofficial @chidij1 @hi-bee-kay @vickkyjay @thorlar @jeph @ralphjoe @olaromeo99 @whiteley @agboaugust @samora @danielbrown @starplus10 @sopedammy @jakaph @abbamayor @usen @princekidhonest @ocmickey @orevastar5 @ezemarcel @eliboy @noel @adauche @donchinekx @chisomchris @hayomi @luzzy @hauwa @noblemaster @mavbirth @nobu @kwadwoguyguy @benkazy1014 @feisty @jessybrown @macrex @humphreycool @gsoul @emmablink23 @gsoul @lnetfunmiyahoo-com @somisom @divathemmy @deborah200 @adebeauty @peacebright @mavbirth @michaelendurance @miztr-fabulous @sunny @emmablink23 @somisom @peacebright @oyeyemiomolola @jacy @damsyn @fortune @tomilayoadebukola @tommie @danco4real @dbramo @osaka @delpiero @idrowest @omolara @motunrijoy25 @jpresh88 @considerobah @oliviacute @sabinto @okoro @itzshane @adesam34 @olufemi629 @legionkrissb @iykemontero123 @ladyt @blissymo2 @side2side @cutietomisin @lordebusko @olafunke @tennyola @mc-dowell @beauty01 @radiance @mavchamp @donchinekx @ositajustin @temmytope1 @misixgift1 @adrino26 @dangerkelv @princeocity @diamora @temmy @annie01 @anitabaker9090 @robidon @olumlam @irepjoecute @niceoneofficial @gentlestar @feyisayo @prince111coolva22-com @michael @preciouschild @hardey1296 @don-funtie @chrisgold @cool-blessed @mathiasademolarharno @kingin55 @oma @shaklef @bhorllhyqueen @jovitaej @evergreen @excellentsmart @dennis100 @peacechinaza93 @djlewiss @tiana @harkeem1 @damon @sirdx @adetolaadejoke @aerofist @herdeyshine @whiteangel95 @tluv @olushegzy @timothy @dapada80 @itzsmart-don @kachiska @lexxxino @sassyqueen2 @kaka @eddyebere @3plex @hardeybaz @froshberry-2 @juxtapose @mardiyahabdulkadirgmail-cm @gift-hmussagmail-com @okoro @dinosquad @jaytb @denciebabe @abbie @smartzy @hoyeenholar1 @gwendolen @captainspoonz @abbiehenrie @guddie @bryten50 @tennyola @e4ma @1mikipat @thahyzee @bryten50 @damariseze @pixzybee @ocmickey @beauty74 @aminco @charisossai @homotharyor @kinkie @borwerleh @hapheezco @osaka @gunaz @nanadeeva @succextemmy1234 @shadow101 @oyesco48 @ademola @jummyddon @isioma @hoyeenholar1 @tommie @dijose10 @coolbaby @jenny123 @hardeybaz @daniel @yemitefestus @queennie @raregem @ofem @beauty74 @audreytimms @tomigold @oluwanifemi @oluwaferanmi @deweny @danielolushesanyahoo-com @fmjadekay @tkull @light1259 @sebmanuellson @sirenathan @praisey @duke @t-gurl75 @treasure @maryo @mackabsolute @teebwoy @lorddrek @blaze @temmidex @calebdanny @ayowole @talk2sirg @vickybabe @papacee @blaze99 @dynasty7 @mr-ifeanyichukwu @richie-bill @princessvicky @dijose10 @adeshina9176 @empire71 @emileagosu @iampuma @perkydan94 @eziboydondiv @heamthonic @exceloge @heskey63 @oghasu @princesilver @chilovely @samkem1 @elizabetholuwafunmilayo @paddy2x @misterallen @salekxzkid @suigenerishormorborlarnle @chiomzy @aridunnu @richaritoo @emerie @ayanyemisoliuyahoo-com @sparkythacrush @druid @hammed1995 @bb9ja @rhynebryne @jhennipha @oluwadammy @youngstarz @youngstar @edithmoses @adewunmi @tunrayo @lilfrosh @ceehmbeehaath @omotayo @davin @bolanleraadebesin007gmail-com @porscheking @ranty09 @treasureblessed @bosspeezy @altheyeankah13 [email protected]
6 Feb 2017 | 18:15
0 Likes
Really funny Mine would be Zamuel Zinikachi
6 Feb 2017 | 18:49
0 Likes
ZFahad ZOkumagbe
6 Feb 2017 | 20:46
0 Likes
zzzzzz,,,,,zzzzzzz..... its a heavenly language so u cant understand it......lol....
7 Feb 2017 | 01:46
0 Likes
zealing zoro kikikiki
7 Feb 2017 | 02:10
0 Likes
Zeddicus zu zorrander would be mine
7 Feb 2017 | 02:15
0 Likes
zzzzzzzAdvocate
7 Feb 2017 | 04:43
0 Likes
Zadeola Zoluwaferanmi
7 Feb 2017 | 04:51
0 Likes
Zod.
7 Feb 2017 | 04:55
0 Likes
zzharde zbramo
7 Feb 2017 | 05:08
0 Likes
zuwuenu zuzuana
7 Feb 2017 | 06:44
0 Likes
lolzz funny
7 Feb 2017 | 09:07
0 Likes
Old bt always funny
7 Feb 2017 | 09:38
0 Likes
Lol... Very funny But, since everyone's name is starting from z... They will start checking the next alphabet oooi So my name wud be Zyzuconfidence
7 Feb 2017 | 12:38
0 Likes
zsgadat zigzag
7 Feb 2017 | 16:24
0 Likes
hahaha...everybody wan go heaven but no one wan die...lolz
8 Feb 2017 | 15:29
0 Likes

Report

Please describe about the report short and clearly.

(234) 9121762581
[email protected]

GDPR

When you visit any of our websites, it may store or retrieve information on your browser, mostly in the form of cookies. This information might be about you, your preferences or your device and is mostly used to make the site work as you expect it to. The information does not usually directly identify you, but it can give you a more personalized web experience. Because we respect your right to privacy, you can choose not to allow some types of cookies. Click on the different category headings to find out more and manage your preferences. Please note, that blocking some types of cookies may impact your experience of the site and the services we are able to offer.