Can't laugh alone.
Boko haram members entered a church while the service
was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and
windows so that nobody can't escape. They counted the
number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them
they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an
alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They
approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?"
The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said
Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel
Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said
Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The
next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They
approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear
pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham
Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is
Zabraham Zahmadu." If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name? # Laughter is a good medicine #
